When snooker was broadcast in the greatest language on earth

Urdu?

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Once upolly-tito, in a land far awale, a young matrimole travellit for the count’n’census all checkly-box present’n’correckers there.

Joseph trickly-how along the roam with Mary all two-square on the botty astrile a donkey, seekit accomodakers. Weary weary all eye-rubbit and achey in the legbole, they turned the corm and spied a taverl all glittery in the dark there.

LDS wrote:Once upolly-tito, in a land far awale, a young matrimole travellit for the count’n’census all checkly-box present’n’correckers there.

Joseph trickly-how along the roam with Mary all two-square on the botty astrile a donkey, seekit accomodakers. Weary weary all eye-rubbit and achey in the legbole, they turned the corm and spied a taverl all glittery in the dark there.

Not sure what you're getting at here.

Pink Ball wrote:

LDS wrote:Once upolly-tito, in a land far awale, a young matrimole travellit for the count’n’census all checkly-box present’n’correckers there.

Joseph trickly-how along the roam with Mary all two-square on the botty astrile a donkey, seekit accomodakers. Weary weary all eye-rubbit and achey in the legbole, they turned the corm and spied a taverl all glittery in the dark there.

Not sure what you're getting at here.

He appears to be relating the story of the nativity in Unwinese.

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