New idea for a tournament....
by SnookerFan » 21 Oct 2010 Read
As we're all excited about Power Snooker, I thought I'd invent another event in the same vein.
Say hello to Super Mega-Wega Power-Fantastic Ball Snooker.
Rule 1. There is only one red. People don't like to see endless pottings of reds, it's crap.
Rule 2. There is an orange ball called the Mega-Ball. If you pot that, you get 100 points and an instant £10,000 century break prize. Ronnie has agreed to not bother trying to pot this one.
Rule 3. The referees are all women. Using this a sales pitch is degrading to women, but whilst we're getting blamed for that we might as well have the referees naked as well...
Rule 4. There is an eight second shot clock rule. How long does it take to hit a ball with a bit of wood? Anything longer then eight seconds they are just taking too long to bend over.
Rule 5. We have spent a lot of money bringing in tailor's to design fashionable clothes to make the game more appealing to young people. Remember, fans watch snooker specifically to see what players are wearing.
Rule 6. Frames don't count. Points count for half. The rest is decided by a telephone vote by the public.
This is going to be huge. Who is with me? We could play it in Wembley Stadium. We'd sell out 90,000 tickets easy.
Ps. This is satire.
Say hello to Super Mega-Wega Power-Fantastic Ball Snooker.
Rule 1. There is only one red. People don't like to see endless pottings of reds, it's crap.
Rule 2. There is an orange ball called the Mega-Ball. If you pot that, you get 100 points and an instant £10,000 century break prize. Ronnie has agreed to not bother trying to pot this one.
Rule 3. The referees are all women. Using this a sales pitch is degrading to women, but whilst we're getting blamed for that we might as well have the referees naked as well...
Rule 4. There is an eight second shot clock rule. How long does it take to hit a ball with a bit of wood? Anything longer then eight seconds they are just taking too long to bend over.
Rule 5. We have spent a lot of money bringing in tailor's to design fashionable clothes to make the game more appealing to young people. Remember, fans watch snooker specifically to see what players are wearing.
Rule 6. Frames don't count. Points count for half. The rest is decided by a telephone vote by the public.
This is going to be huge. Who is with me? We could play it in Wembley Stadium. We'd sell out 90,000 tickets easy.
Ps. This is satire.
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