Who's the Clown Now?

I’m thinking of doing my own rendition of the David Cassidy/Peter Ebdon classic ‘I am a Clown’, maybe as a novelty record for Christmas. Does anyone know any celebrities that might want to take part? Anyway, that is certainly the way I feel this morning after falling for our Pete’s Official Statement last week.

Married life is obviously doing him good as he seemed to brush away the youngster Michael White in a flash last night after telling us all last week that he was playing like a turd if playing at all (I’m paraphrasing there). Whether he felt some sort of liberation by doing this or whether there were more devious motives we will never know. I suspect it’s the former and he’s probably quite embarrassed about it, but that’s something that Peter is used to of course, the ponytail, the (s)’hit’ records, it’s par for the course for our Ebbo.

On a serious note though I hope this isn’t something that is going to become the norm. It’s very nice of the players to keep us up to date with their every move but why not just join Twitter or Facebook and do it that way? There is nothing like uncovering that last fragment of evidence that you need for an informed bet rather than having it plastered all over the place.