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A Bit of Fun: Make Your Own Official Statement

Postby snookerbacker

Good Evening Gentlemen,

Given Peter Ebdon's Official Statement today I thought it might be a nice idea for anyone to release an equally meaningless and weird statement.

The best might at some point in the future get a free T-Shirt, provided you don't live in either Russia, Finalnd or Australia, where the last three have gone.

To add your Official Statement go to the comments section of this post

http://snookerbacker.com/2010/07/28/pet ... statement/

Re: A Bit of Fun: Make Your Own Official Statement

Postby snookerbacker

Here's mine:

‘I was once in the distant past a regular century break maker but since my eyes went a bit I have decided to retire from serious snooker and instead comment on players that are far better than I was or ever could have hoped to be. Given this, I don’t believe that if I was handed a wildcard entry to the Masters (or any other tournament) I would be able to take Ronnie O’Sullivan to the cleaners, I reckon I’d lose 5-4 on a dubious missed black, Betfair frame backers take note’