by SnookerFan » 09 Apr 2017 Read
Take a shot every time;
Dennis Taylor mentions golf
Anybody mentions the 1985 final
A BBC commentator mentions they've never watched a qualifier before.
Virgo shouts; "Where's the cue ball going?". Extra point of the cueball doesn't go in the pocket.
Whenever a commentator mentions Ronnie. Second shot if he's not playing at the time. Third if he's been knocked out already.
Whenever the commentator perv up Selby's wife.
Whenever Ebdon mentions vegetables, juice or any other staple of his vegan diet.
Any other suggestions?
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by SnookerEd25 » 09 Apr 2017 Read
SnookerFan wrote:Take a shot every time;
Virgo shouts; "Where's the cue ball going?".
We're all going to be f****** hammered by the first MSI man!
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by SnookerFan » 09 Apr 2017 Read
SnookerEd25 wrote:SnookerFan wrote:Take a shot every time;
Virgo shouts; "Where's the cue ball going?".
We're all going to be f****** hammered by the first MSI man!
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by Alex0paul » 09 Apr 2017 Read
Any mention little mini sessions
Players going for an interval cup of tea
Any sign of a "Ton Up" banner
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by mick745 » 09 Apr 2017 Read
I always say you never (really) settle until you have your first frame on the Board.
Dennis mentioning Patsy Fagan or Cliff Wilson.
He's one of the nicest fellas you could ever wish to meet.
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by davisfan » 09 Apr 2017 Read
DT drawing a line on the screen to suggest an escape route.
WT saying "that wasn't the bad shot, it was the shot prior".
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by Badsnookerplayer » 09 Apr 2017 Read
"He's one of the nicest fellas you could ever wish to meet"
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by Cloud Strife » 09 Apr 2017 Read
Dennis after Ronnie makes a century, "I must say, Ronnie's looking really focused today".
Dennis after Ronnie misses a sitter in very next frame, "you know, he just doesn't look very focused today".
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by Alex0paul » 09 Apr 2017 Read
Anytime Dennis mentions he met some lovely people in the hotel lobby from (insert random European country)
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by PLtheRef » 09 Apr 2017 Read
Dennis "I was just having a spot of lunch earlier...."
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by SnookerFan » 10 Apr 2017 Read
Cloud Strife wrote:Dennis after Ronnie makes a century, "I must say, Ronnie's looking really focused today".
Dennis after Ronnie misses a sitter in very next frame, "you know, he just doesn't look very focused today".
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by Andy Spark » 10 Apr 2017 Read
A shot of whisky every time a bad shot is blamed on "carelessness" by BBC commentators and you'll be thoroughly careless yourself by the end of the match.
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by aimlesswandeer » 11 Apr 2017 Read
I mentioned this on another thread but Dennis saying "Gentleman that he is, Player X will be the first person to shake Player Y's hand".
Plus Willie Thorne criticising players for not going in the pack soon enough and going "I told you so" if their break ends.
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by SnookerFan » 11 Apr 2017 Read
aimlesswandeer wrote:I mentioned this on another thread but Dennis saying "Gentleman that he is, Player X will be the first person to shake Player Y's hand".
Plus Willie Thorne criticising players for not going in the pack soon enough and going "I told you so" if their break ends.
You can't have Willie Thorne criticising a shot on there. You'd take a shot for everything. You'd be dead in the time it takes somebody to make a break of 20.
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by aimlesswandeer » 11 Apr 2017 Read
SnookerFan wrote:aimlesswandeer wrote:I mentioned this on another thread but Dennis saying "Gentleman that he is, Player X will be the first person to shake Player Y's hand".
Plus Willie Thorne criticising players for not going in the pack soon enough and going "I told you so" if their break ends.
You can't have Willie Thorne criticising a shot on there. You'd take a shot for everything. You'd be dead in the time it takes somebody to make a break of 20.
True but at least then you wouldn't have to listen to him.
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by SnookerFan » 11 Apr 2017 Read
aimlesswandeer wrote:
True but at least then you wouldn't have to listen to him.
Yeah, I'll agree with that.
Death by alcohol seems extreme, but it certainly beats listening to Willie Thorne.
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by PLtheRef » 11 Apr 2017 Read
Dennis: He's coming into this Final session 9-0 down, he'll want to win this mini session 3-1.
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by Souvent » 14 Apr 2017 Read
No need to make a game of it. Dennis' voice (especially the way he says "the black") makes me automatically reach for the ol' bottle of scotch.
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