Bank of Beijing China Open W C and Last 32 Discussion !!!!!

GJ wrote:wild

can you list the 2 tv games for all first round days

Monday 25th of March

6.30am GMT

Graeme Dott v Marco Fu
Anthony McGill v Heydari Nezhad Ehsan

11.30am GMT

Liang Wenbo v Lu Ning
Stephen Maguire v Michael Holt

Tuesday 26th of March

6.30am GMT

Peter Ebdon v Marcus Campbell
John Higgins v Robert Milkins

11.30am GMT

Judd Trump v Jack Lisowski/Zhou Yuelong
Shaun Murphy v Andrew Higginson

Wednesday 27th of March

6.30am GMT

Ding Junhui v Barry Hawkins
Mark Williams v Lu Haotian

11.30am GMT

Mark Selby v Mark King
Neil Robertson v Jimmy Robertson/Wang Yuchen

Jewell wrote:

Wild WC wrote:Mark Joyce has pulled out of the china open and if he had pulled out originally he would be playing in china.

???

I understand that Mark Joyce has pulled out but I struggled to make sense out of the remainder of this sentence.

when you pull out in time the sperm cant hit the spot.

Wild WC wrote:

GJ wrote:wild

can you list the 2 tv games for all first round days

Monday 25th of March

6.30am GMT

Graeme Dott v Marco Fu
Anthony McGill v Heydari Nezhad Ehsan

11.30am GMT

Liang Wenbo v Lu Ning
Stephen Maguire v Michael Holt

Tuesday 26th of March

6.30am GMT

Peter Ebdon v Marcus Campbell
John Higgins v Robert Milkins

11.30am GMT

Judd Trump v Jack Lisowski/Zhou Yuelong
Shaun Murphy v Andrew Higginson

Wednesday 27th of March

6.30am GMT

Ding Junhui v Barry Hawkins
Mark Williams v Lu Haotian

11.30am GMT

Mark Selby v Mark King
Neil Robertson v Jimmy Robertson/Wang Yuchen

Jewell wrote:rofl

Wild, I get it now.

CAAOC

Rory not on TV, bunch of racists choosing the TV games!

Jewell wrote:

Simplysnooker wrote:Rory not on TV, bunch of racists choosing the TV games!

Rory should always be hidden away where nobody can see him.

much like you

Jewell wrote:

Smart wrote:much like you

You seem very restless today. Have you had your medication yet? 

its in the fridge chilling itself

One more sleep until snooker time.

Monday 25th of March

6.30am GMT

Graeme Dott v Marco Fu
Anthony McGill v Heydari Nezhad Ehsan
Jimmy Robertson v Wang Yuchen
Jack Lisowski v Zhou Yuelong

11.30am GMT

Liang Wenbo v Lu Ning
Stephen Maguire v Michael Holt
Rory McLeod v Hu Hao
Jamie Cope v Zhao Xintong

Wakey Wakey! Hands off Snakey!

3-cushion billiards was on beforehand. I should've got up a couple of hours ago.

1-0 to McGill.

Bit dull this. Neither man is playing well.

1-1.

SnookerFan wrote:Wakey Wakey! Hands off Snakey!

Great saying SnookerFan!.


I rarely have my hands on my snakey as ma girlfreind takes care of it!.

chance for DOTTY

SnookerFan wrote:Bit dull this. Neither man is playing well.

The CROWD" is dullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll to say the least,!.


Ok,it,s not Hendry or Ronnie or one of the top o the crop players thats playin but come on,surely the Chinese can do better than this!.

hendry_fan wrote:

SnookerFan wrote:Bit dull this. Neither man is playing well.

The CROWD" is dullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll to say the least,!.


Ok,it,s not Hendry or Ronnie or one of the top o the crop players thats playin but come on,surely the Chinese can do better than this!.

SOURFACE

DOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTY

Smart wrote:

hendry_fan wrote:

SnookerFan wrote:Bit dull this. Neither man is playing well.

The CROWD" is dullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll to say the least,!.


Ok,it,s not Hendry or Ronnie or one of the top o the crop players thats playin but come on,surely the Chinese can do better than this!.

SOURFACE

"SOURFACE" is treated like a GOD in China!.



I,m verrrrry impressed that your watchin the Dott match Smart!!.

2-1 to McGill. Both men struggling though.

hendry_fan wrote:






Great saying SnookerFan!.


I rarely have my hands on my snakey as ma girlfreind takes care of it!.

It's alright for some.

SnookerFan wrote:

hendry_fan wrote:






Great saying SnookerFan!.


I rarely have my hands on my snakey as ma girlfreind takes care of it!.

It's alright for some.

Well,as a wee consolation SnookerFan,i was a very late developer,i used to be hopeless with women,but as i got older,i got more n more confident bout myself,got better lookin and started to get more successful.



Bird pullin is a bit like snooker,the more you pot,the more confident you get,it,s about bein confident about yourself,but be careful,don,t be overconfident,cause that can then backfire.



Maybe you,ll also have more luck the older you get,you,re a decent bloke,you have good humour,you can cook,wash etc,change your socks n underwear more and keep a nice hair-do and you,ll get there.

If Hendry is so dull, why do you keep going on about him?

2-2 at the mid-session in McGill vs Ehsan.

Jewell wrote:

hendry_fan wrote:he CROWD" is dullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll to say the least,!


Ok,it,s not Hendry or Ronnie or one of the top o the crop players thats playin but come on,surely the Chinese can do better than this!

The crowd wouldn't be much if Hendry was playing. I've seen Hendry matches in China where there's been only a handful of spectators present. So let's not make out that Hendry is this massive draw that packs out arenas wherever he goes.

Jewell,you are right there!,but even so,he,s still seen as a GOD!!.

hendry_fan wrote:

Jewell wrote:

hendry_fan wrote:he CROWD" is dullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll to say the least,!


Ok,it,s not Hendry or Ronnie or one of the top o the crop players thats playin but come on,surely the Chinese can do better than this!

The crowd wouldn't be much if Hendry was playing. I've seen Hendry matches in China where there's been only a handful of spectators present. So let's not make out that Hendry is this massive draw that packs out arenas wherever he goes.

Jewell,you are right there!,but even so,he,s still seen as a GOD!!.

NOT IN THIS HOUSE

Smart wrote:

hendry_fan wrote:

Jewell wrote:

hendry_fan wrote:he CROWD" is dullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll to say the least,!


Ok,it,s not Hendry or Ronnie or one of the top o the crop players thats playin but come on,surely the Chinese can do better than this!

The crowd wouldn't be much if Hendry was playing. I've seen Hendry matches in China where there's been only a handful of spectators present. So let's not make out that Hendry is this massive draw that packs out arenas wherever he goes.

Jewell,you are right there!,but even so,he,s still seen as a GOD!!.

NOT IN THIS HOUSE

Well one can,t be a GOD everywhere one plays,goes you silly pumpkin!.

This forum was more interesting when everybody else was asleep.

Jewell wrote:Whenever Hendry played in China you almost never heard the sounds of mobile phones going off because it was mostly drowned out by the sound of people snoring away.

Yeah,right Jewell,thats utter drivvel and you know it!!.



Go to the sauna and sweat out that hatred you have for Hendry!.