Opening weekend - a summary
-Made a dent in Stalins phone today after one of my Alex Higgins shots at pool went wrong and the ball flew off the table
-Case led me astray last night, was only planning to have a couple of sociable shandies but before i knew it i was on a podium poledancing with a hen do who had a condom wrapped round my head
- Bad case of Ghandis revenge this morning after Case insisted on dragging me to an Indian at silly o'clock
- Jogia is the man hilarious guy, talk about laugh a minute
- that bird with the red hair in the cold light of the day isnt quite as nice as my drunken review of her indicated but if i was asked to give her marks out of 10, id definetly give her one
- saw a grand total of 7 frames out of a possible 44 this weekend
- the sun always shine on Sheffield, awesome weather as usual
- Stalin is a lightweight, 3 beers and he was like a hyperactive child in a sweetie shop, pity Case and Sonny having to contend with an even drunker version
- to quote Stalin "he prefers ones that are shorter in length"
- Where the hell is Welsh Super fan?
- Stalin nearly came in his pants when he saw Front Row Brian
- Got introduced to Monique, Janie Watkins and Sarah Mount. All very friendly and nice to talk to
- Them German snooker fans are ignorant gits
- Get it right up GJ, me and Bourne were right all along to predict the rise of snookers next Peoples Champion trust me, the more i see of Judd the more i see traits of Jimmy and the crowd were all on their feet to salute Judd who seems to be showing his personality now.
- i must never back against one of Jogias horse tips again
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