by Hendroid » 25 Apr 2025 Read
SnookerEd25 wrote:Andre147 wrote:Why do commentators, now Dale, say "needs to slow up"?
Then he said "needs to slow down"
Shouldn't it be the latter? I never understood this
‘Speed up’ ‘slow down’ it’s basic English

Virgo was the first I heard bastardise it (northern thing, perhaps?), but now a lot more are copying him. Ken is the next-worst culprit, but if Dom’s doing it too…

I'm sure there was a time Virgo would say "needs to pull up" before he inexplicably started the "slow up" nonsense instead.
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by Andre147 » 25 Apr 2025 Read
Hendroid wrote:SnookerEd25 wrote:Andre147 wrote:Why do commentators, now Dale, say "needs to slow up"?
Then he said "needs to slow down"
Shouldn't it be the latter? I never understood this
‘Speed up’ ‘slow down’ it’s basic English

Virgo was the first I heard bastardise it (northern thing, perhaps?), but now a lot more are copying him. Ken is the next-worst culprit, but if Dom’s doing it too…

I'm sure there was a time Virgo would say "needs to pull up" before he inexplicably started the "slow up" nonsense instead.
Taylor says "needs to pull up" all the time too.
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by SnookerEd25 » 25 Apr 2025 Read
Andre147 wrote:Hendroid wrote:SnookerEd25 wrote:Andre147 wrote:Why do commentators, now Dale, say "needs to slow up"?
Then he said "needs to slow down"
Shouldn't it be the latter? I never understood this
‘Speed up’ ‘slow down’ it’s basic English

Virgo was the first I heard bastardise it (northern thing, perhaps?), but now a lot more are copying him. Ken is the next-worst culprit, but if Dom’s doing it too…

I'm sure there was a time Virgo would say "needs to pull up" before he inexplicably started the "slow up" nonsense instead.
Taylor says "needs to pull up" all the time too.
That’s his Tena pants

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by SteveJJ » 25 Apr 2025 Read
TheRocket wrote:I actually fancy Allen to turn this match around but even if he does he doesn't give you any signs that he could reach the final, let alone win it this year. Just doesn't have that Crucible pedigree. Comparable to Robbo from that point of view although Robbo obviously at least won it once.
Still confident?
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by SnookerFan » 25 Apr 2025 Read
SteveJJ wrote:TheRocket wrote:I actually fancy Allen to turn this match around but even if he does he doesn't give you any signs that he could reach the final, let alone win it this year. Just doesn't have that Crucible pedigree. Comparable to Robbo from that point of view although Robbo obviously at least won it once.
Still confident?
12-4 is a false lead.
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by SnookerFan » 25 Apr 2025 Read
75% of the players today are Chinese.
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by mantorok » 25 Apr 2025 Read
SnookerFan wrote:SteveJJ wrote:TheRocket wrote:I actually fancy Allen to turn this match around but even if he does he doesn't give you any signs that he could reach the final, let alone win it this year. Just doesn't have that Crucible pedigree. Comparable to Robbo from that point of view although Robbo obviously at least won it once.
Still confident?
12-4 is a false lead.
Dangerous lead.
(for the person behind)
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by SnookerFan » 25 Apr 2025 Read
Hey. Hey.
What's the matter with you?
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by mantorok » 25 Apr 2025 Read
It wasn't a rumour last year, it's happening, it's just a matter of where it's going.
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by SnookerFan » 25 Apr 2025 Read
It's the final countdown, sweeties.
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by SnookerFan » 25 Apr 2025 Read
They need to cut out that clapping in time stuff.
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by SnookerEd25 » 25 Apr 2025 Read
There is no ‘cruce’, you bellend
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by SnookerFan » 25 Apr 2025 Read
Lidl Onion Ring Crisps.
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by Hendroid » 25 Apr 2025 Read
Someone needs to point out to Hearn that the reason darts gets bigger crowds than snooker is cos they're having a piss-up and a sing-song (while watching a bit of darts). You can't compare the two.
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by mantorok » 25 Apr 2025 Read
Oh JFC, Murphy AND Walker on comms.
Picks up gun
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by SnookerFan » 25 Apr 2025 Read
Hendry blathering on about golf.
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by mantorok » 25 Apr 2025 Read
Hendroid wrote:Someone needs to point out to Hearn that the reason darts gets bigger crowds than snooker is cos they're having a piss-up and a sing-song (while watching a bit of darts). You can't compare the two.
They're only thinking of the worlds, they know if they doubled or tripled the venue size it will sell-out easily.
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by Iranu » 25 Apr 2025 Read
Andre147 wrote:Why do commentators, now Dale, say "needs to slow up"?
Then he said "needs to slow down"
Shouldn't it be the latter? I never understood this
It’s all John Virgo’s fault. They’re copying him.
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by hendry_fan » 25 Apr 2025 Read
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by SnookerFan » 25 Apr 2025 Read
Dear BBC. Nobody who watches your snooker coverage cares about golf. Shut up about it. Signed Literally Everybody.
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by SnookerFan » 25 Apr 2025 Read
Virgo wishing Happy Birthday to his mates.
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by HappyCamper » 25 Apr 2025 Read
SnookerEd25 wrote:Andre147 wrote:Why do commentators, now Dale, say "needs to slow up"?
Then he said "needs to slow down"
Shouldn't it be the latter? I never understood this
‘Speed up’ ‘slow down’ it’s basic English

Virgo was the first I heard bastardise it (northern thing, perhaps?), but now a lot more are copying him. Ken is the next-worst culprit, but if Dom’s doing it too…

it's like when people say 'on accident'. unforgivable.
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by HappyCamper » 25 Apr 2025 Read
SnookerFan wrote:Dear BBC. Nobody who watches your snooker coverage cares about golf. Shut up about it. Signed Literally Everybody.
stop forging my signature!!
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by hendry_fan » 25 Apr 2025 Read
John loses the saftey battle!.
X Factor pots a red and is on da blue.

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by hendry_fan » 25 Apr 2025 Read
Xiao bottles position,has to play safe.

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by hendry_fan » 25 Apr 2025 Read
Pacey,pacey stuff fae John so far!!!.
Xiao makes a plant.
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by SnookerFan » 25 Apr 2025 Read
HappyCamper wrote:SnookerEd25 wrote:Andre147 wrote:Why do commentators, now Dale, say "needs to slow up"?
Then he said "needs to slow down"
Shouldn't it be the latter? I never understood this
‘Speed up’ ‘slow down’ it’s basic English

Virgo was the first I heard bastardise it (northern thing, perhaps?), but now a lot more are copying him. Ken is the next-worst culprit, but if Dom’s doing it too…

it's like when people say 'on accident'. unforgivable.
Oh yeah.
I hate that.
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