by Iranu » 10 Jan 2021 Read
SnookerFan wrote:Gilbert favourite?
Can’t be, he needs two frames.
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by mantorok » 10 Jan 2021 Read
SnookerFan was wrong. This match sucks.
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by SnookerFan » 10 Jan 2021 Read
Why do they call him The Angry Farmer?
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by SnookerFan » 10 Jan 2021 Read
Iranu wrote:SnookerFan wrote:Gilbert favourite?
Can’t be, he needs two frames.

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by Dan-cat » 10 Jan 2021 Read
SnookerFan wrote:Why do they call him The Angry Farmer?
I think he has a farm, but not sure about the angry bit. He seems a placid soul to me. He cried after losing to Higgins by the odd frame in that semi
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by Alex0paul » 10 Jan 2021 Read
Has this been the worst day in Masters history?
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by SnookerEd25 » 10 Jan 2021 Read
SnookerFan wrote:Why do they call him The Angry Farmer?
He’s a gardener, & he’s happy.
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by SnookerFan » 10 Jan 2021 Read
Alex0paul wrote:Has this been the worst day in Masters history?
The day people were racist to Ding?
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by Iranu » 10 Jan 2021 Read
Alex0paul wrote:Has this been the worst day in Masters history?
Every day that Carter won a match last year was worse.
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by SnookerFan » 10 Jan 2021 Read
Yeah, course Jimmy. You gave it maximum.

You maximised the amount of white powder you had.
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by SnookerEd25 » 10 Jan 2021 Read
Iranu wrote:Alex0paul wrote:Has this been the worst day in Masters history?
Every day that Carter won a match last year was worse.
I feel your pain, Iranu

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by SnookerFan » 10 Jan 2021 Read
Gilbert misses the red.
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by SnookerFan » 10 Jan 2021 Read
There have been 406 best of elevens at The Masters.
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by HappyCamper » 10 Jan 2021 Read
SnookerFan wrote:Why do they call him The Angry Farmer?
his family have a farm which he used to work on. he had a reputation for loosing his temper when he was a younger player. matt selt came up with it iirc.
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by Juddernaut88 » 10 Jan 2021 Read
Alex0paul wrote:Has this been the worst day in Masters history?
1998 Masters final was the worst. I regret typing that now

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by SnookerFan » 10 Jan 2021 Read
HappyCamper wrote:SnookerFan wrote:Why do they call him The Angry Farmer?
his family have a farm which he used to work on. he had a reputation for loosing his temper when he was a younger player.
matt selt came up with it iirc.
No wonder it's stupid-arse.
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by Dan-cat » 10 Jan 2021 Read
Alex0paul wrote:Has this been the worst day in Masters history?
It's up there. Damp squib.
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by SnookerFan » 10 Jan 2021 Read
So, beer left. I have;
2 cans of Red Stripe
8 cans of Becks
4 pint cans of San Miguel
1 660ml of Birra Moretti
On Tuesday, I will also have access to a four pack of Budweiser.
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by SnookerFan » 10 Jan 2021 Read
Imagine Joe Perry wins 6-5.
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by Juddernaut88 » 10 Jan 2021 Read
5-0 Gilbert.
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by D4P » 10 Jan 2021 Read
SnookerFan wrote:So, beer left. I have;
2 cans of Red Stripe
8 cans of Becks
4 pint cans of San Miguel
1 660ml of Birra Moretti
On Tuesday, I will also have access to a four pack of Budweiser.
How are you still single...

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by SnookerFan » 10 Jan 2021 Read
Anybody watching the highlights at midnight?
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by SnookerFan » 10 Jan 2021 Read
D4P wrote:SnookerFan wrote:So, beer left. I have;
2 cans of Red Stripe
8 cans of Becks
4 pint cans of San Miguel
1 660ml of Birra Moretti
On Tuesday, I will also have access to a four pack of Budweiser.
How are you still single...

Why? You asking me out?
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by SnookerEd25 » 10 Jan 2021 Read
HappyCamper wrote:SnookerFan wrote:Why do they call him The Angry Farmer?
his family have a farm which he used to work on. he had a reputation for loosing his temper when he was a younger player. matt selt came up with it iirc.
Good nicknaming, from the mild-mannered Hillbilly

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by SnookerFan » 10 Jan 2021 Read
Come on Perry.
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by SnookerEd25 » 10 Jan 2021 Read
SnookerFan wrote:Imagine Joe Perry wins 6-5.
I just did.
It was awesome

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by mantorok » 10 Jan 2021 Read
I think we should just write off today and pretend the masters starts tomorrow.
Glad I didn’t get tanked up for this *cough*
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by SnookerFan » 10 Jan 2021 Read
Perry.

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by SnookerFan » 10 Jan 2021 Read
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by SnookerFan » 10 Jan 2021 Read
COMEBACK!
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