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Re: Matchroom World Grand Prix Last 16 !!!!!

Postby csprince

LDS wrote:
csprince wrote:
LDS wrote:
Alex0paul wrote:Zhao irritates me


You can get a cream for that


salad.


gesundheit


have i just been insulted.

Re: Matchroom World Grand Prix Last 16 !!!!!

Postby csprince

I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the monster mash
(The monster mash) It was a graveyard smash
(He did the mash) It caught on in a flash
(He did the mash) He did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the monster mash
(The monster mash) It was a graveyard smash
(They did the mash) It caught on in a flash
(They did the mash) They did the monster mash
The zombies were having fun (Wa hoo, tennis shoe)
The party had just begun (Wa hoo, tennis shoe)
The guests included Wolfman, Dracula and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker Five'
They played the monster mash
(The monster mash) It was a graveyard smash
(They played the mash) It caught on in a flash
(They played the mash) They played the monster mash
Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist and said
"Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?
It's now the monster mash
(The monster mash) And it's a graveyard smash
(It's now the mash) It's caught on in a flash
(It's now the mash) It's now the monster mash
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
Then you can monster mash
(The monster mash) And do my graveyard smash
(Then you can mash) You'll catch on in a flash
(Then you can mash) Then you can monster mash
Easy Igor, you impetuous young boy (Wa hoo, monster mash)
(Wa hoo, monster mash)
(Wa hoo, monster mash)
(Wa hoo, monster mash)
(Wa hoo, monster mash)

Re: Matchroom World Grand Prix Last 16 !!!!!

Postby HappyCamper

csprince wrote:
SnookerFan wrote:Looks like I was wrong.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SOFCQ2bfmHw


i checked the lyrics the song does contain both he/they did the mash.


you too. the narrator first sees a lone monster doing the dance. the dance proves so popular that other monsters rapidly join in, it "caught on in a flash" in the terms of the song. the listener is then invited to also join in, "for you the living the mash was meant to" whence finally it become "then you can mash".

Re: Matchroom World Grand Prix Last 16 !!!!!

Postby Iranu

If you have to raise your bridge hand to cue over a ball, is there anything in the rules saying you can’t use a rest or a spider to rest your bridge hand on to make a firmer base?

Re: Matchroom World Grand Prix Last 16 !!!!!

Postby csprince

Iranu wrote:If you have to raise your bridge hand to cue over a ball, is there anything in the rules saying you can’t use a rest or a spider to rest your bridge hand on to make a firmer base?


might be deemed ungentlemanly conduct.

Re: Matchroom World Grand Prix Last 16 !!!!!

Postby SnookerEd25

SnookerFan wrote:
SnookerEd25 wrote:
SnookerFan wrote:CENTURY!



You mean ‘TON UP’ :no:

SnookerFan, there <doh>


Remember when Virgo went mental?


Yes. Yes I do.

Re: Matchroom World Grand Prix Last 16 !!!!!

Postby Iranu

It annoys me when comms say a player missed because they were concentrating on the cannon, even when they missed the cannon as well. More likely they’re weren’t concentrating at all.

Re: Matchroom World Grand Prix Last 16 !!!!!

Postby Iranu

csprince wrote:
Iranu wrote:If you have to raise your bridge hand to cue over a ball, is there anything in the rules saying you can’t use a rest or a spider to rest your bridge hand on to make a firmer base?


might be deemed ungentlemanly conduct.

Yeah but if it’s not illegal mate I’d do that every time. Get the spider out and rest the base of my palm on it, fingers still on the baize.

Re: Matchroom World Grand Prix Last 16 !!!!!

Postby SnookerEd25

Iranu wrote:It annoys me when comms say a player missed because they were concentrating on the cannon, even when they missed the cannon as well. More likely they’re weren’t concentrating at all.


At least they know when to STFU :roll:

Re: Matchroom World Grand Prix Last 16 !!!!!

Postby Iranu

SnookerEd25 wrote:
Iranu wrote:It annoys me when comms say a player missed because they were concentrating on the cannon, even when they missed the cannon as well. More likely they’re weren’t concentrating at all.


At least they know when to STFU :roll:

Yeah that’s hilarious and all but we’re talking about commentators.

Re: Matchroom World Grand Prix Last 16 !!!!!

Postby csprince

Iranu wrote:
csprince wrote:
Iranu wrote:If you have to raise your bridge hand to cue over a ball, is there anything in the rules saying you can’t use a rest or a spider to rest your bridge hand on to make a firmer base?


might be deemed ungentlemanly conduct.

Yeah but if it’s not illegal mate I’d do that every time. Get the spider out and rest the base of my palm on it, fingers still on the baize.


i think it might be one of those unwritten rules that you don't do hence the ungentlemanly conduct.

Re: Matchroom World Grand Prix Last 16 !!!!!

Postby SnookerEd25

Iranu wrote:
SnookerEd25 wrote:
Iranu wrote:It annoys me when comms say a player missed because they were concentrating on the cannon, even when they missed the cannon as well. More likely they’re weren’t concentrating at all.


At least they know when to STFU :roll:

Yeah that’s hilarious and all but we’re talking about commentators.


Satire, there :chuckle:

Re: Matchroom World Grand Prix Last 16 !!!!!

Postby Iranu

SnookerEd25 wrote:
Iranu wrote:
SnookerEd25 wrote:
Iranu wrote:It annoys me when comms say a player missed because they were concentrating on the cannon, even when they missed the cannon as well. More likely they’re weren’t concentrating at all.


At least they know when to STFU :roll:

Yeah that’s hilarious and all but we’re talking about commentators.


Satire, there :chuckle:

Or just a lazy joke? :chin: