XingPai China Open Last 32 !!!

this new poster likes to stir the proverbial pot, no drama queens on the island, keep that for the tweeter thing.

Badsnookerplayer wrote:Koninkaulus - let it go man.

Dan Cat and Andre do throw their weight around a bit but they have a very hard job as mods and I don't think it pays very well.

We are glad to have you here and I am interested in your views on snooker. Let's get back to the sport we like (and some rubbish English humour of course).

Nice of you to say that. Sadly, I'm not interested in being on my last chance when my offences don't merit that. I'm sorry, but there's no way what I said today warrants a warning like that.

Koninkaulus wrote:
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I may not have joined until recently, but I've been visiting this forum for a long time now. There are some people here that by this logic have had about a hundred strikes and are not out. I have no intention of attacking people undeservedly, but I'm not going to tiptoe around here afraid of putting a foot wrong.

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If you have been lurking for a while, then you would know just how far wide of the mark calling me 'a pathetic internet troll' is.

You're a stirrer Koni, a drama queen, and I've had multiple complaints about you by PM. No, I won't say what or who.

Koninkaulus wrote:

Badsnookerplayer wrote:Koninkaulus - let it go man.

Dan Cat and Andre do throw their weight around a bit but they have a very hard job as mods and I don't think it pays very well.

We are glad to have you here and I am interested in your views on snooker. Let's get back to the sport we like (and some rubbish English humour of course).

Nice of you to say that. Sadly, I'm not interested in being on my last chance when my offences don't merit that. I'm sorry, but there's no way what I said today warrants a warning like that.

Dan-Cat was probably on a liquid lunch.

He can get a bit punchy when he has been on the turps.

That's a bit rich, Dan, when Vodka is still around

Badsnookerplayer wrote:

Koninkaulus wrote:

Badsnookerplayer wrote:Koninkaulus - let it go man.

Dan Cat and Andre do throw their weight around a bit but they have a very hard job as mods and I don't think it pays very well.

We are glad to have you here and I am interested in your views on snooker. Let's get back to the sport we like (and some rubbish English humour of course).

Nice of you to say that. Sadly, I'm not interested in being on my last chance when my offences don't merit that. I'm sorry, but there's no way what I said today warrants a warning like that.

Dan-Cat was probably on a liquid lunch.

He can get a bit punchy when he has been on the turps.

He gets very weird with drink on him. Messy.

It's like Lord of the Flies here on the Island today.

I fancy this, I fancy that
I want to be so flash
I give a little muscle
And I spend a little cash
But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
And by the time I'm sober
I've forgotten what I've had
And everybody tells me that it's cool to be a cat
Cool for cats

Good chance for Lisowski to win his first ranking title.

Badsnookerplayer wrote:It's like Lord of the Flies here on the Island today.

I fancy this, I fancy that
I want to be so flash
I give a little muscle
And I spend a little cash
But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
And by the time I'm sober
I've forgotten what I've had
And everybody tells me that it's cool to be a cat
Cool for cats

Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-to-Call-or-Write-My-Fans
This'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months, and still no word—I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sendin' you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doin' 90 on the freeway
Hey, Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
About that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drownin'
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is: you coulda rescued me from drownin'
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I loved you, Slim, we coulda been together—think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep
And you scream about it; I hope your conscience eats at you
And you can't breathe without me
See, Slim—shut up, lovely lady! I'm tryin' to talk
Hey, Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
‘Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh, rubbish, I forgot—how am I supposed to send this rubbish out?!

Deewee wrote:That's a bit rich, Dan, when Vodka is still around

Never had a complaint about Vodka on PM.

Dan-cat wrote:

Deewee wrote:That's a bit rich, Dan, when Vodka is still around

Never had a complaint about Vodka on PM.

Any complaints about me? Or am I too hip?

Jackie Dreamboat's first ranker?..... come on!!!!

Iranu wrote:

Dan-cat wrote:

Iranu wrote:

Iranu wrote:Quiz question:

What do Stephen Hendry and Koninkaulus have in common?

Answer:

They both think Dan-cat’s a troll.

The difference is Hendry saw the error of his ways, forgave me, and unblocked me (on Twitter) - only after Wildey stepped in on my behalf though.

They’re right though.

Hendry should have stuck by his convictions and not been cowed by Wildey.

#Dan-troll

I think Hendry and Wild are the same person.

I’d leave the wife for Jack Lisowski

Pink Ball wrote:

Dan-cat wrote:

Deewee wrote:That's a bit rich, Dan, when Vodka is still around

Never had a complaint about Vodka on PM.

Any complaints about me? Or am I too hip?

No complaints.

Everybody hates you, and it just goes without saying.

Pink Ball wrote:

Badsnookerplayer wrote:It's like Lord of the Flies here on the Island today.

I fancy this, I fancy that
I want to be so flash
I give a little muscle
And I spend a little cash
But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
And by the time I'm sober
I've forgotten what I've had
And everybody tells me that it's cool to be a cat
Cool for cats

Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-to-Call-or-Write-My-Fans
This'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months, and still no word—I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sendin' you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doin' 90 on the freeway
Hey, Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
About that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drownin'
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is: you coulda rescued me from drownin'
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I loved you, Slim, we coulda been together—think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep
And you scream about it; I hope your conscience eats at you
And you can't breathe without me
See, Slim—shut up, lovely lady! I'm tryin' to talk
Hey, Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
‘Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh, rubbish, I forgot—how am I supposed to send this rubbish out?!

Snooker loopy nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
We'll show you what we can do
With a load of balls and a snooker cue
Pot the reds then, screw back
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black
Snooker loopy nuts are we
We're all snooker loopy

COME ON BINGHAM!

Steaders takes the first frame v Liang.

Dan-cat wrote:

Koninkaulus wrote:
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I may not have joined until recently, but I've been visiting this forum for a long time now. There are some people here that by this logic have had about a hundred strikes and are not out. I have no intention of attacking people undeservedly, but I'm not going to tiptoe around here afraid of putting a foot wrong.

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If you have been lurking for a while, then you would know just how far wide of the mark calling me 'a pathetic internet troll' is.

You're a stirrer Koni, a drama queen, and I've had multiple complaints about you by PM. No, I won't say what or who.

Why are you in one moment acting very nice to me and in the next post the complete opposite? I'm really weirded out here to be honest.

I apologised to you via PM about calling you a troll, and I meant it. I didn't do it so you'd go easy on me, I actually meant it. I don't know what else you want from me. Because you continued picking on me I thought you still had a problem with me, then you convinced me you didn't. Now I don't know what to think.

Mags vs McGill in a battle of the Scots.

I wonder who Hendry-Fan wants to win?

James Wattana. Booooo!

Knocked out Ding.

HappyCamper wrote:Steaders takes the first frame v Liang.

Where's Liang ranked now?

What the buck is going on here?

Dan, there’s no way Koninkaulus deserves to be on a final warning. Not even close.

Even if you’ve received complaints about him by PM, that’s not the only barometer of whether or not someone should be banned.

How many times does Vodka have to use the r-word, or refer to fellow posters as Nazis, or any of the other stuff he’s said, before he’s on final warning? Koninkaulus hasn’t said anything on that level, certainly not today. It shouldn’t make a difference whether or not you’ve received PMs about his comments. I’d also ask whether those PMs are explicitly calling for a ban, or just a PM comment that could just as easily be exchanged with you if you weren’t a mod. I’ve received and sent PMs regarding other posters on occasion if I’ve disagreed with something they’ve said - that doesn’t necessarily mean they should be punished.

This whole thing is nothing more than a molehill and you’re both making a mountain out of it in my opinion.

I love this fighting, I am bucking buzzing here

I'm going out on my lunch break. See you all in a bit.

Don’t stop now, lads. I want to see feelings hurt, reputations shredded, and a sexy twist ending.

SnookerFan wrote:

HappyCamper wrote:Steaders takes the first frame v Liang.

Where's Liang ranked now?

Mid thirties.

Cloud Strife wrote:

Dan-cat wrote:

Koninkaulus wrote:
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I may not have joined until recently, but I've been visiting this forum for a long time now. There are some people here that by this logic have had about a hundred strikes and are not out. I have no intention of attacking people undeservedly, but I'm not going to tiptoe around here afraid of putting a foot wrong.

...

If you have been lurking for a while, then you would know just how far wide of the mark calling me 'a pathetic internet troll' is.

You're a stirrer Koni, a drama queen, and I've had multiple complaints about you by PM. No, I won't say what or who.

Was it Pink Ball?

Nope. I do tourist a lot of fellas in PM because I’m cowardly that way, but I’ve never made a complaint about a poster.

SnookerFan wrote:Mags vs McGill in a battle of the Scots.

I wonder who Hendry-Fan wants to win?

I like Mags's attitude.