by Iranu » 21 Apr 2018 Read
SnookerFan wrote:TheSaviour wrote:That Mike Hallet´s "Hang on...(where´s the cue ball going??)" can´t be on now as Li Hang is already out of the tournament.
He makes sense, and makes a joke.
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by Iranu » 21 Apr 2018 Read
"I'm looking at [player's] body language..."
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by Iranu » 21 Apr 2018 Read
"There's always a gap."
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by aimlesswandeer » 21 Apr 2018 Read
Dennis Taylor’s “gentleman that he is, player X will be the first to congratulate player Y”. Bleurgh!
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by Alex0paul » 21 Apr 2018 Read
Loved the Mike Hallett "Hang on" call from TheSaviour
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by LeonD123 » 22 Apr 2018 Read
"He couldn't place it better with his hands"
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by vodkadiet » 22 Apr 2018 Read
'DDK'; Dreaded Double Kiss.
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by vodkadiet » 22 Apr 2018 Read
'One of my old mates Cliff Thorburn.....'
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by LC » 22 Apr 2018 Read
The John spencer , I could’ve potted all those story
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by Dan-cat » 23 Apr 2018 Read
aimlesswandeer wrote:Dennis Taylor’s “gentleman that he is, player X will be the first to congratulate player Y”. Bleurgh!
You couldn't wish to meet a nicer man.
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by Baadermeinhof » 23 Apr 2018 Read
The colours are off their spots and there's a cluster of reds that spell "Taylor is a goof" by the top cushion. Dennis Taylor will undoubtedly say "Do you know, I've never ever seen that on a snooker table before".
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by SavoMilosevic » 23 Apr 2018 Read
This young man (about Higgins or Ronnie).
He played it to the inch/inch perfect.
There's no better feeling in the world (after player X wins the tournament).
That's poor/careless.
The boy is a genius (about Ronnie)
Can you imagine, Stephen, 18.5 million people tuned in to watch the 85 final?
How's your luck then (after a cannon)?
This is a frame winning opportunity.
He's up by 1 with 2 to play.
He didn't get a nice kiss.
It's incredible what you can miss under pressure.
That's just pure tension.
That's gorgeous (by McManus).
Joe Johnson: He can play option A or option B. Then, the player chooses a completely different option C.
He put a trace of unwanted side spin.
Thank God I don't have to listen to the english commentary.
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by LeonD123 » 24 Apr 2018 Read
"A little awkward on this one"
"Expect him to pot this one"
"It's amazing nowadays"
"Doesn't really matter now"
"Bit difficult to judge"
All of that in the first frame of Jack vs Bingo
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by mick745 » 24 Apr 2018 Read
"That was just a little lapse in concentration"
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by Iranu » 24 Apr 2018 Read
wrong thread
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by vodkadiet » 24 Apr 2018 Read
JV: "How's yer luck?" "How's yer luck?"
Referring to a player going in to the pack.
"He's got all the talent in the world".
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by Iranu » 24 Apr 2018 Read
"There you see it"
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by The_Abbott » 24 Apr 2018 Read
People are going to miss these phrases when JV, Dennis and Willie all retire. They are irritating but rememorable.
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by SnookerFan » 24 Apr 2018 Read
Rememorable?
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by LC » 24 Apr 2018 Read
Anybody mentioned what ever you do don’t hit the ........
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by Iranu » 24 Apr 2018 Read
LC wrote:Anybody mentioned what ever you do don’t hit the ........
... Wife?
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by LC » 24 Apr 2018 Read
Iranu wrote:LC wrote:Anybody mentioned what ever you do don’t hit the ........
... Wife?
Not quite
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by SnookerFan » 24 Apr 2018 Read
Iranu wrote:LC wrote:Anybody mentioned what ever you do don’t hit the ........
... Wife?
No, it's the blue.
Hitting your wife is fine.
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by vodkadiet » 24 Apr 2018 Read
Willie Thorne: "We talk about playing in to areas and leaving a choice of reds"
Peter Ebdon "That was an absolutely tremendous shot!"
Stephen Hendry "I think he's a top 8 player all day long"
John Virgo "That's the wrong shot for me"
Any commentator: "He's a future World Champion"
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by LeonD123 » 25 Apr 2018 Read
KrazeeEyezKilla wrote:https://twitter.com/snookerbacker/status/988717179112771584
Best Twitter post ever !
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by Cloud Strife » 25 Apr 2018 Read
Dennis Taylor: "He's hit it too well!"
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by Iranu » 25 Apr 2018 Read
Cloud Strife wrote:Dennis Taylor: "He's hit it too well!"
That might be my least favourite of the lot.
buck off! He overhit it. There's no such thing as hitting something too well, you incoherent fool.
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