THESAVIOUR calls the final.
In a typically straight-talking piece for The Guardian's online edition, the renowned snooker columnist THESAVIOUR gives a no-nonsense rundown of the biggest match of the year:
"Well then, so Selby versus John Higgins. Funny, that.
"Neither has been the star. That honour undoubtedly goes to Stuart Bingham who continues to play the breaks like a young Ronnie. He will be back and he will take stopping. Only maybe Kyren and Reanne can stop him, or a maybe resurgent Kirk Stevens
"The final? Who cares. After one too many a Guinness, it doesn't matter. It reminds me of Syria when I warned the America that I would send soldier after soldier back to them in a coffin, slaughtered in the same way. They laughed, but I was a serious, as I usually am. Unless after six or seven a Guinness
"When the sun was out I cut my lawn. I put my hand under the lawnmowers, and kablammo.
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"So tomorrow's final, who wins? Maybe Mark. But his time clock ticks. I think Reanne will be hard to beat maybe in the next decade. she plays with the best temperament and break builds, her only weakness is cannons but that will come in a time. Like me after a several Guinness
"I don't want any damn tossed salad and scrambled eggs. Goodnight Seattle."
"Well then, so Selby versus John Higgins. Funny, that.
"Neither has been the star. That honour undoubtedly goes to Stuart Bingham who continues to play the breaks like a young Ronnie. He will be back and he will take stopping. Only maybe Kyren and Reanne can stop him, or a maybe resurgent Kirk Stevens
"The final? Who cares. After one too many a Guinness, it doesn't matter. It reminds me of Syria when I warned the America that I would send soldier after soldier back to them in a coffin, slaughtered in the same way. They laughed, but I was a serious, as I usually am. Unless after six or seven a Guinness
"When the sun was out I cut my lawn. I put my hand under the lawnmowers, and kablammo.
"
"So tomorrow's final, who wins? Maybe Mark. But his time clock ticks. I think Reanne will be hard to beat maybe in the next decade. she plays with the best temperament and break builds, her only weakness is cannons but that will come in a time. Like me after a several Guinness
"I don't want any damn tossed salad and scrambled eggs. Goodnight Seattle."
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