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Which Rudimentary Gaffe Will Dennis Taylor Make First?

He'll claim Ding is a top-16 player
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10%
He'll forget who won The Crucible last year
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He'll forget who won The Crucible in 1985
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10%
He'll forget that he's even at The Crucible
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He'll claim Kyren Wilson has never won a ranking event
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20%
He'll not know who Kyren Wilson is
2
20%
He'll forget which ball the cueball is
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He'll think he's watching golf
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10%
He'll see 'Patsy Fagan' in the crowd
3
30%
He'll claim Ronnie can't play left handed
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He'll claim Ronnie can't play right handed
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He'll forget who Ronnie is
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No votes
He'll be unable to name a qualifier
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He'll be unable to name a top-16er
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He'll be unable to name himself
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No votes
He'll forget which city the World Championship is in
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No votes
He'll claim Neil Robertson is English
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He'll claim Neil Robertson is an up and coming Chinese player
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He'll claim Jimmy White won the World Title
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He'll claim that Judd Trump's snooker is well behaved, rather than naughty
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No votes
Other (Please specify)
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Total votes : 10

Re: Dennis Taylor Prediction Contest

Postby Dan-cat

I think you harbour a secret love for the great Dennis Taylor.

Dennis T and Snookerfan sitting in Ronnie's tree

K.I.S.S.I.N.G

Re: Dennis Taylor Prediction Contest

Postby SnookerFan

Dan-cat wrote:I think you harbour a secret love for the great Dennis Taylor.

Dennis T and Snookerfan sitting in Ronnie's tree

K.I.S.S.I.N.G


I live up in his tree.

Re: Dennis Taylor Prediction Contest

Postby Cue Guru

I've got the DTs has new meaning, not just the shakes the next day after a very heavy sesh on whatever, but total memory loss as well.................

Re: Dennis Taylor Prediction Contest

Postby SnookerFan

Ronnie79 wrote:What is the point of this sh*t thread ?


If a thread doesn't interest you, you don't have to comment. That's an official Snooker Island statement. <ok>

Re: Dennis Taylor Prediction Contest

Postby Dan-cat

SteveJJ wrote:You forgot Cliff Thorburn Planewatch!



Hahahahaha. Everytime.


ps. Snookerfan it's comfy up in Ronnie's tree int it? Do you like what I've done with the place? Better than a travelodge!

pps. lighten up Ronnie79! :)

Re: Dennis Taylor Prediction Contest

Postby SnookerFan

Dan-cat wrote:
ps. Snookerfan it's comfy up in Ronnie's tree int it? Do you like what I've done with the place? Better than a travelodge!


No idea. I'm in Dennis Taylor's.

Re: Dennis Taylor Prediction Contest

Postby Andy Spark

He certainly won't claim Neil Robertson is English. One of the few stats Dennis does learn properly is where the player was born. He's always saying things like, "...so the young Welshman/man from Rotherham/Glaswegian gets his first proper chance" etc.

Apparently he memorises it by tagging their name on to his favourite golf course in that area of the world.