by armchair de critique » 26 Apr 2015 Read
Cloud Strife wrote:armchair de critique wrote:Cloud Strife wrote:Looks like Marco's already done.
put a fork in him, he's cooked
And serve him with Snake soup and Eel claypot rice.
...and some prawn crackers
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by Cloud Strife » 26 Apr 2015 Read
armchair de critique wrote:Cloud Strife wrote:armchair de critique wrote:Cloud Strife wrote:Looks like Marco's already done.
put a fork in him, he's cooked
And serve him with Snake soup and Eel claypot rice.
...and some prawn crackers
Prawn crackers are not a food of Hong Kong.
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by SnookerFan » 26 Apr 2015 Read
armchair de critique wrote:SnookerFan wrote:I like what Murphy is wearing. He kind of looks like Hulk Hogan.
I've literally never been more offended by what someone is wearing, circus or no circus that outfit needs burning.
You sound like an old washer woman.
"Ooh no! I didn't like what she was wearing. Didn't she look fat?"
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by armchair de critique » 26 Apr 2015 Read
Cloud Strife wrote:armchair de critique wrote:Cloud Strife wrote:armchair de critique wrote:Cloud Strife wrote:Looks like Marco's already done.
put a fork in him, he's cooked
And serve him with Snake soup and Eel claypot rice.
...and some prawn crackers
Prawn crackers are not a food of Hong Kong.
Hong Kong is officially a part of China, remember UK gave it back.
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by armchair de critique » 26 Apr 2015 Read
SnookerFan wrote:armchair de critique wrote:SnookerFan wrote:I like what Murphy is wearing. He kind of looks like Hulk Hogan.
I've literally never been more offended by what someone is wearing, circus or no circus that outfit needs burning.
You sound like an old washer woman.
"Ooh no! I didn't like what she was wearing. Didn't she look fat?"
Shall I pretend to like it then
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by SnookerFan » 26 Apr 2015 Read
armchair de critique wrote:SnookerFan wrote:armchair de critique wrote:SnookerFan wrote:I like what Murphy is wearing. He kind of looks like Hulk Hogan.
I've literally never been more offended by what someone is wearing, circus or no circus that outfit needs burning.
You sound like an old washer woman.
"Ooh no! I didn't like what she was wearing. Didn't she look fat?"
Shall I pretend to like it then
Yes.
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by Skullman » 26 Apr 2015 Read
Perry gets a frame! Only 10-2. Murphy's done now.
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by Pink Ball » 26 Apr 2015 Read
armchair de critique wrote:Pink Ball wrote:What's Stevens best option for tonight?
A) Grin and bare it, pay for another night in hotel/B&B/hostel.
B) Get really shitfaced, pull some tourist, go back to her place, sorted.
C) Sleep rough
I'd say B, C, A in that order.
shitfaced, pull slapper and then drink drive to some sleazy lovers lane, do the business then sleep it off till crucifiction is complete tomorrow
Wouldn't be his first time driving under the influence
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by SnookerFan » 26 Apr 2015 Read
We can see you sneaking out.
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by hendry_fan » 26 Apr 2015 Read
SnookerFan wrote:armchair de critique wrote:SnookerFan wrote:I like what Murphy is wearing. He kind of looks like Hulk Hogan.
I've literally never been more offended by what someone is wearing, circus or no circus that outfit needs burning.
You sound like an old washer woman.
"Ooh no! I didn't like what she was wearing. Didn't she look fat?"
Amazin what one can learn here on Snooker Island.
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by Wildey » 26 Apr 2015 Read
Joe Perry 2-10 Shaun Murphy
Marco Fu 3-7 Judd Trump
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by Skullman » 26 Apr 2015 Read
Looks like even Judd v Fu won't be close...
8-3.
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by Andre147 » 26 Apr 2015 Read
hendry_fan wrote::cracker: Crackin stuff from Judd.
well that was
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by Snooker Overdrive » 26 Apr 2015 Read
All higher ranked players doing really well in the last 16 this year with the exception of one.
Who would have thought Mark Selby would be the only one not making it through to the quarters
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by TheRocket » 26 Apr 2015 Read
hendry_fan wrote::cracker: Crackin stuff from Judd.
Not the breakbuilding but his potting seems to be at an insane level atm. The last time he potted balls like that was in 2011.
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by Andre147 » 26 Apr 2015 Read
Perry won a frame, finally.
Unless he wins the next 4 frames before session ends, it really is game over.
It's already now, but if he can win 4 on the bounce you never know.
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by hendry_fan » 26 Apr 2015 Read
Snooker Overdrive wrote:All higher ranked players doing really well in the last 16 this year with the exception of one.
Who would have thought Mark Selby would be the only one not making it through to the quarters
Thanks to the "Glasgow Warrior"
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by Skullman » 26 Apr 2015 Read
Technically Walden was another top 8 seed that didn't make it through.
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by Andre147 » 26 Apr 2015 Read
hendry_fan wrote:Snooker Overdrive wrote:All higher ranked players doing really well in the last 16 this year with the exception of one.
Who would have thought Mark Selby would be the only one not making it through to the quarters
Thanks to the "Glasgow Warrior"
YES
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by SnookerFan » 26 Apr 2015 Read
Oh Judd. Your snooker is so naughty.
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by dexterdan7 » 26 Apr 2015 Read
i wonder Judd ever destroy a pocket, the way he hit the ball, probably your hand would be paralyzed if you put ur hand in the pocket.
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by Snooker Overdrive » 26 Apr 2015 Read
Skullman wrote:Technically Walden was another top 8 seed that didn't make it through.
I said in the last 16 round, didn't I?
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by Andre147 » 26 Apr 2015 Read
Insane long pot again for Trump.
Even if he's not playing well, his long potting gets him out of trouble so many times.
It's when his long potting is off that he's most vulnerable.
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by Holden Chinaski » 26 Apr 2015 Read
Snooker Overdrive wrote:All higher ranked players doing really well in the last 16 this year with the exception of one.
Who would have thought Mark Selby would be the only one not making it through to the quarters
Yes, it's almost like he was cursed or something
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by Andre147 » 26 Apr 2015 Read
Holden Chinaski wrote:Snooker Overdrive wrote:All higher ranked players doing really well in the last 16 this year with the exception of one.
Who would have thought Mark Selby would be the only one not making it through to the quarters
Yes, it's almost like he was cursed or something
I think he watched the movie The Grudge before the match
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by hendry_fan » 26 Apr 2015 Read
Fu looks shell shocked.
No wunder,Judds in yet again,50 and counting.
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by Alex0paul » 26 Apr 2015 Read
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by Skullman » 26 Apr 2015 Read
9-3. I was sort of hoping this would still be going when Perry and Murphy came back so I could at least have continuous snooker.
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by SnookerFan » 26 Apr 2015 Read
What happens if there's no play tomorrow? Do they give the crowd their money back? Or do Taylor and Davis have a 1985 exhibition frame?
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