World Snooker International Championship Last 16 Discussion

Witz only 1 advice from personal experience....

RUN FOREST RUN!!!!

kostasmad wrote:Witz only 1 advice from personal experience....

RUN FOREST RUN!!!!

haha what happened?

normally i would run mate but this ones a schoolteacher so shes hardly the usual variety of single mother, plus the sprogs are about 10 year old anyway so hardly like there screaming toddlers

Well in my situation things got out of hand. Children started calling me uncle (i was 28 at that time damn it) and the ex was a pain in the ass. Girl was nice but things got too complicated to continue the thing...

Casey wrote:

Witz78 wrote:GJ,


ADVICE MATE


would you go near a bird who has 2 kids ?

Well at least you know she's riding

why not have a trial shag, test the goods out before you buy her a drink

er, im not that kinda guy Smart

Witz78 wrote:er, im not that kinda guy Smart

well she's had 2 kids, been round the block, and you are a bit of a wimpy sort so perhaps yours is not gonna fit properly - just thinking ahead for you and trying to save you so money (as Jocks are tight by nature)

rexy

Smart wrote:

Witz78 wrote:er, im not that kinda guy Smart

well she's had 2 kids, been round the block, and you are a bit of a wimpy sort so perhaps yours is not gonna fit properly - just thinking ahead for you and trying to save you so money (as Jocks are tight by nature)

better to be wimpy than limpy like you

Im not your average Jock, i probably spend more of wine, women and song than Fat Alex Salmond spends on pies or Hendrys spends on Clearasil

If the Chinese crowd have any sense they will get right on Allens back from the off to make it a hostile occasion and put him under pressure for his anti-China comments and his antio-Yupeng comments in the past.

I doubt they will though, no dount theyll sit there like timid mice

we need to find a few hundred grand to start getting some more of these EPTCs turned into proper rankers as at least they feel like proper events with noisy big crowds

Hope the Chinese crowds don't. That might fire him up and he might win.

SnookerFan wrote:Allen certainly deserves a good booting for the marmite he was talking at The Crucible though.

Missed out the t.

SnookerFan wrote:

Skullman wrote:

SnookerFan wrote:Allen certainly deserves a good booting for the marmite he was talking at The Crucible though.

Missed out the t.

So I did. What a silly cun I am.

that'll be a first time then Simples

you missing out on your t

SnookerFan wrote:Allen certainly deserves a good booing for the marmite he was talking at The Crucible though.

that will inspire Allen

in my opinion that's what a discussion thread is all about just let your hair down talk bullocks (in this case witz bullocks) and enjoy the snooker.

Phillip Studd - worst commentator than Joe Johnson and Willie Thorne and Dennis Taylor combined

Still better than the Mikes though.

Blobbo

Mavis and Fu slower than Ebdon

Robbo makes his first, and hopefully not last, ton of the match.

SnookerFan wrote:What do people think of this weird Panda Snooker Player picture that they've got up all over the arena?

Quite cute, if nothing else.

I like it, it makes me think they must be playing in a country like for instance China

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Witz78 wrote:

Smart wrote:

Witz78 wrote:er, im not that kinda guy Smart

well she's had 2 kids, been round the block, and you are a bit of a wimpy sort so perhaps yours is not gonna fit properly - just thinking ahead for you and trying to save you so money (as Jocks are tight by nature)

better to be wimpy than limpy like you

Im not your average Jock, i probably spend more of wine, women and song than Fat Alex Salmond spends on pies or Hendrys spends on Clearasil

Lu Haotian 1-2 Dominic Dale
Matthew Stevens 1-2 Neil Robertson
Marco Fu 1-2 Mark Davis
Stephen Maguire 1-2 Peter Ebdon

Smart wrote:Phillip Studd - worst commentator than Joe Johnson and Willie Thorne and Dennis Taylor combined

yea dont like phillip studd at all i prefer mike smith and hes bad enough

Robbo goes 3-1 up