by Smart » 12 Feb 2012 Read
SnookerFan wrote:vodkadiet wrote:
She was married to a guy who was sleeping around, and wanted to gain revenge in the shape of Frame's experienced Penis. Can you blame the lass?!!
Do you remember the address of this woman?
did she have a hair lip or a cleft pallet
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by Witz78 » 12 Feb 2012 Read
Smart wrote:SnookerFan wrote:vodkadiet wrote:
She was married to a guy who was sleeping around, and wanted to gain revenge in the shape of Frame's experienced Penis. Can you blame the lass?!!
Do you remember the address of this woman?
did she have a hair lip or a cleft pallet
theres a girl with a cleft pallet thingy who lives in my hometown, in the wake of 9/11 she got tagged with the nickname Lip Laden.
She was the original Body from Baywatch and Face from Crimewatch so you know what blokes are like, once drunk things arent always as they appear
One by one my pals were rumbled for going with her, sighted leaving nightclub with her, sighted getting in a taxi with her, mobile phone evidence of snogging her in a pub, coming out and basically admitting it unprovoked. Then alas, my moment of shame came when i woke up on a Sunday to find my phone full of texts of ridicule. Turned out id been caught round the back of the town hall with her in a compromising position. Of course i denied all knowledge and tried to worm my way out of it.
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by SnookerFan » 12 Feb 2012 Read
Smart wrote:did she have a hair lip or a cleft pallet
Probably, if she was a local to Croydon.
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by jojo » 12 Feb 2012 Read
So this tournament start tomorrow if it anything like the recent German one it should be good
looking at wilds schedule thread it a bit funny the session times tomorrow but some decent matches in prospect for the first day good luck steve davis and liang wenbo
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by vodkadiet » 12 Feb 2012 Read
SnookerFan wrote:Smart wrote:did she have a hair lip or a cleft pallet
Probably, if she was a local to Croydon.
No, but she had good taste. She recognised a horny guy, and wanted a piece of his meat.
I obliged
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by GJ » 12 Feb 2012 Read
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by jojo » 12 Feb 2012 Read
ha
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by hitman_ronnie1 » 12 Feb 2012 Read
vodkadiet wrote:Newport is like hell on earth. I can't imagine a worse place to be on a cold a Monday in February.
Anyone travelling down needs their head tested.
what is he like.
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by Witz78 » 13 Feb 2012 Read
hitman_ronnie1 wrote:vodkadiet wrote:Newport is like hell on earth. I can't imagine a worse place to be on a cold a Monday in February.
Anyone travelling down needs their head tested.
what is he like.
yeh what is SNOOKERFAN like for not heeding the "friendly advice" of me and Vodka, and chosing to ignore us and indeed proceed to the end of the earth for this.
The hypocrit got his mum to send a letter to Barry Hearn about the UK format being shortened and how he wouldnt be going to watch best of 11s, yet now hes off to bumboyo valleyland to watch this best of 7 tripe
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by Roland » 13 Feb 2012 Read
Oh Christ I'm laughing my tits off
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by Roland » 13 Feb 2012 Read
funniest post ever Witz
what's 1pm?
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by Witz78 » 13 Feb 2012 Read
1pm is BBC WALES haha
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by Roland » 13 Feb 2012 Read
I can't possibly edit the swearing out, it's too funny. I'm still laughing
laughing with BG at the laptop then chasing sheep
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by Wildey » 13 Feb 2012 Read
Jesus buck i think i should Join Noal in the Legend Section...
has anyone had so much talked about them when they not actually Online than me im a Living Legend of Snooker Island absalutly no Doubt about it
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by SnookerFan » 13 Feb 2012 Read
Wild wrote:Jesus buck i think i should Join Noal in the Legend Section...
has anyone had so much talked about them when they not actually Online than me im a Living Legend of Snooker Island absalutly no Doubt about it
I'll be honest. I, for one, have no interest in your love life.
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by SnookerFan » 13 Feb 2012 Read
hitman_ronnie1 wrote:vodkadiet wrote:Newport is like hell on earth. I can't imagine a worse place to be on a cold a Monday in February.
Anyone travelling down needs their head tested.
what is he like.
Stick to the boxing, you fanny.
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by SnookerFan » 13 Feb 2012 Read
I'm knackered. I didn't sleep at all well last night. I hope I can keep my eyes open to watch a bit of snooker.
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by hendry_fan » 13 Feb 2012 Read
(Monday 13th of February)
Ryan Day v Michael Holt
Ding Junhui v Mark Davis
Judd Trump v Fergal O'Brien
Ali Carter v Steve Davis
Shaun Murphy v Mark Joyce
Graeme Dott v Tom Ford
John Higgins v Liang Wenbo
Dominic Dale v Sam Baird
Can day finaly start producing,would be a good time to do it playin in front of his home crowd,he,s badly in need of results,it seems donkeys years since he,s produced.
Can,t see M Davis gettin past Ding but as it,s <only>(best of 7),it,s very possible.
Trump <should> take care of O'Brien
Ali Carter v Steve Davis.Davis certainly has a chance against Carter as Davis has shown some good form lately and as Carter seems to be spendin more time in his boeing 767 than on the snooker table.
Murphy and Dott <should> win there matches.
John Higgins v Liang Wenbo.Come on John,although it would be good to see Wenbo playin well again.
Dominic Dale v Sam Baird.Anyones match this one.
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by SnookerFan » 13 Feb 2012 Read
hendry_fan wrote:(Monday 13th of February)
Ryan Day v Michael Holt
Ding Junhui v Mark Davis
Judd Trump v Fergal O'Brien
Ali Carter v Steve Davis
Shaun Murphy v Mark Joyce
Graeme Dott v Tom Ford
John Higgins v Liang Wenbo
Dominic Dale v Sam Baird
Can day finaly start producing,would be a good time to do it playin in front of his home crowd,he,s badly in need of results,it seems donkeys years since he,s produced.
Can,t see M Davis gettin past Ding but as it,s <only>(best of 7),it,s very possible.
Trump <should> take care of O'Brien
Ali Carter v Steve Davis.Davis certainly has a chance against Carter as Davis has shown some good form lately and as Carter seems to be spendin more time in his boeing 767 than on the snooker table.
Murphy and Dott <should> win there matches.
John Higgins v Liang Wenbo.Come on John,although it would be good to see Wenbo playin well again.
Dominic Dale v Sam Baird.Anyones match this one.
Agree with most of that.
Do you think Hendry has any chance of beating Robertson, sir?
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