The Smart Takeaway Schedule

Tubberlad wrote:16 bottles of Miller for now, and five packs of fags... that's the shoppin' list for tonight.

Out of interest, and to make myself feel better, how long will it take you to smoke/drink those?

SnookerFan wrote:

Tubberlad wrote:16 bottles of Miller for now, and five packs of fags... that's the shoppin' list for tonight.

Out of interest, and to make myself feel better, how long will it take you to smoke/drink those?

5 packs of fags, you must be a heavy smoker if thats a weeks worth

Smart wrote:

SnookerFan wrote:

Tubberlad wrote:16 bottles of Miller for now, and five packs of fags... that's the shoppin' list for tonight.

Out of interest, and to make myself feel better, how long will it take you to smoke/drink those?

5 packs of fags, you must be a heavy smoker if thats a weeks worth

Drink would have to be topped up fairly rapid... fags should last Saturday to Sunday unless there's a massive cliffhanger

Smart wrote:

SnookerFan wrote:

Tubberlad wrote:16 bottles of Miller for now, and five packs of fags... that's the shoppin' list for tonight.

Out of interest, and to make myself feel better, how long will it take you to smoke/drink those?

5 packs of fags, you must be a heavy smoker if thats a weeks worth

christ, he must be a bigger puff than you

Witz78 wrote:
christ, he must be a bigger puff than you

I don't understand, I don't smoke....

'Tis the season, fools. I just been to Sainsburys, brought a Pukka Pie for lunch.

SnookerFan wrote:'Tis the season, fools. I just been to Sainsburys, brought a Pukka Pie for lunch.

Didn't you buy it then

Bourne wrote:

SnookerFan wrote:'Tis the season, fools. I just been to Sainsburys, brought a Pukka Pie for lunch.

Didn't you buy it then

How is that different from what I said?

SnookerFan wrote:

Bourne wrote:

SnookerFan wrote:'Tis the season, fools. I just been to Sainsburys, brought a Pukka Pie for lunch.

Didn't you buy it then

How is that different from what I said?

Brought and bought are different words altogether

Bourne wrote:

SnookerFan wrote:

Bourne wrote:

SnookerFan wrote:'Tis the season, fools. I just been to Sainsburys, brought a Pukka Pie for lunch.

Didn't you buy it then

How is that different from what I said?

Brought and bought are different words altogether

Oh, I see what you mean.

84 minutes to go, come on rory!

So desperate for food now ya resorting to nicking it

simplysnooker wrote:84 minutes to go, come on rory!

84 minutes till Rory goes in the takeaway ? He'll be cutting it fine, he's got a match on a few seconds later

Bourne wrote:So desperate for food now ya resorting to nicking it

If I was going on the steal, I wouldn't just get a Pukka Pie. Seems a lot of effort going on the nick in Sainsburys, just to get one pie. Might as well be hung for a sheep than for a lamb, and all that.

I'd probably get two Pukka Pies. And maybe some crisps.

UPDATE:

Pork CHOW Mein today with Chips, BBQ sauce !!!

Smart wrote:UPDATE:

Pork CHOW Mein today with Chips, BBQ sauce !!!

I still got some casserole left over that needs finishing today.

As that's the last food in my home that isn't crisps or chocolate, I might give some serious thought to a take-away tomorrow. Or Sunday Roast in a pub. Or both.

Not for the first time, John Higgins increases my smoking rate

I'm two cans into the 10-can fridge box I brought earlier. This is barely going to last the day, let alone the weekend. A beer run may be required.

I got a microwave curry that I am going to have with the matches tonight.

Disaster x 2.

Went to drive thru McDonalds and when I ordered they had no milkshakes

So I declined to proceed and headed for KFC. Ordered the lunch box with crushem mily-bar flavour drink. No probs till I head round the first roundabout and half the drink spills all over the passenger seat.

The drink containers in KFC have a massive great hole where the straw fits and is anything but a good idea

Oh well the mess is cleared now and my belly is temporarily filled.

Smart wrote:Disaster x 2.

Went to drive thru McDonalds and when I ordered they had no milkshakes

So I declined to proceed and headed for KFC. Ordered the lunch box with crushem mily-bar flavour drink. No probs till I head round the first roundabout and half the drink spills all over the passenger seat.

The drink containers in KFC have a massive great hole where the straw fits and is anything but a good idea

Oh well the mess is cleared now and my belly is temporarily filled.

Oh no!

It's all going horribly wrong!

This microwave curry is quite nice.

I had bacon and egg sarnies for tea.

Right, well I'm off to have breakfast with Elvis Presley and Marilyn Monroe. I'll be back on later, to discuss the important happenings of the day.

Try not to miss me too much.

SnookerFan wrote:Right, well I'm off to have breakfast with Elvis Presley and Marilyn Monroe. I'll be back on later, to discuss the important happenings of the day.

Try not to miss me too much.

has was the fry up

I've just had:

half a packet of cocktail sausages (pork)
a chocolate muffin (with choc chips)
a chocolate milkshake



I am thinking wine this afternoon, as I have a slight cold, it might do me good.

Smart wrote:

SnookerFan wrote:Right, well I'm off to have breakfast with Elvis Presley and Marilyn Monroe. I'll be back on later, to discuss the important happenings of the day.

Try not to miss me too much.

has was the fry up

Good, though the rock and roll music they usually play was replaced by Christmas music. And my mum ordered breakfast number one, but they wouldn't allow her to exchange the baked beans with mushrooms. She had to order an extra portion.

SnookerFan wrote:

Smart wrote:

SnookerFan wrote:Right, well I'm off to have breakfast with Elvis Presley and Marilyn Monroe. I'll be back on later, to discuss the important happenings of the day.

Try not to miss me too much.

has was the fry up

Good, though the rock and roll music they usually play was replaced by Christmas music. And my mum ordered breakfast number one, but they wouldn't allow her to exchange the baked beans with mushrooms. She had to order an extra portion.

you win some you lose some

Smart wrote:

SnookerFan wrote:

Smart wrote:

SnookerFan wrote:Right, well I'm off to have breakfast with Elvis Presley and Marilyn Monroe. I'll be back on later, to discuss the important happenings of the day.

Try not to miss me too much.

has was the fry up

Good, though the rock and roll music they usually play was replaced by Christmas music. And my mum ordered breakfast number one, but they wouldn't allow her to exchange the baked beans with mushrooms. She had to order an extra portion.

you win some you lose some

True true.

IT'S BEER O'CLOCK!

Kebab and Chips for tea tonight. THEN, its them 4% Stellas down my neck.