Witz78 wrote:fucken fluffy bunnies donkey doo jacksie intercoursing snake hissed off raging joke angry grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
what a total joke, head out for a night on the tiles only to be ejected from the 1st pub i walk into and told im banned from all local premises for 3 months for unruly behaviour, up their jacksies cos i aint drinking in their decrepit dives again.
I was banned from lots of clubs in London in my reckless youth. I once had a fight with 3 bouncers outside a club because I was slung out for something a friend of my did. The minute we walked into the joint, after paying £10, he grabbed a girls's butt cheeks as a way of introduction. I was totally innocent, and took them on outside.
The best one though was when I rugby tackled a bouncer into the kerb, who wouldn't let me in a club, and the following week, I got straight in the club, to my the amazement of my friends. Amazing how some 3 day stubble, and dark glasses can help you out.