Matt Selt talks becoming a father

SnookerFan wrote:Here, if you wish to read it. I couldn't be bothered to copy and paste it all.

http://www.worldsnooker.com/becoming-da ... rspective/

Did he really call his kid Parker? Parker Selt? That borders on child cruelty.

Not as cruel as having sex with Selt. Is this girl a masochist?

vodkadiet wrote:

SnookerFan wrote:Here, if you wish to read it. I couldn't be bothered to copy and paste it all.

http://www.worldsnooker.com/becoming-da ... rspective/

Did he really call his kid Parker? Parker Selt? That borders on child cruelty.

Not as cruel as having sex with Selt. Is this girl a masochist?

Proof that love's not only blind but deaf

Pink Ball wrote:

vodkadiet wrote:

SnookerFan wrote:Here, if you wish to read it. I couldn't be bothered to copy and paste it all.

http://www.worldsnooker.com/becoming-da ... rspective/

Did he really call his kid Parker? Parker Selt? That borders on child cruelty.

Not as cruel as having sex with Selt. Is this girl a masochist?

Proof that love's not only blind but deaf

I can only assume Selt received a windfall a while back and for the girl in question having sex with Selt was preferable to freezing to death on the street. Although even that must have been a close call.

vodkadiet wrote:

Pink Ball wrote:

vodkadiet wrote:

SnookerFan wrote:Here, if you wish to read it. I couldn't be bothered to copy and paste it all.

http://www.worldsnooker.com/becoming-da ... rspective/

Did he really call his kid Parker? Parker Selt? That borders on child cruelty.

Not as cruel as having sex with Selt. Is this girl a masochist?

Proof that love's not only blind but deaf

I can only assume Selt received a windfall a while back and for the girl in question having sex with Selt was preferable to freezing to death on the street. Although even that must have been a close call.

vodkadiet wrote:

Pink Ball wrote:

vodkadiet wrote:

SnookerFan wrote:Here, if you wish to read it. I couldn't be bothered to copy and paste it all.

http://www.worldsnooker.com/becoming-da ... rspective/

Did he really call his kid Parker? Parker Selt? That borders on child cruelty.

Not as cruel as having sex with Selt. Is this girl a masochist?

Proof that love's not only blind but deaf

I can only assume Selt received a windfall a while back and for the girl in question having sex with Selt was preferable to freezing to death on the street. Although even that must have been a close call.

I'd take my chances on the street.

I can see a 'Horror' film being made out of this:

'The cum of Selt!"

Selt has always had terrible mindset for a sportsman. 'I don't mind if I fall off the tour, I'll just do something else'

Remember when he got slapped 6 nil by Ronnie at the UK (Ronnie spent the last three frames going for 147s and duly got one) and I remember Hendry in comms remarking 'it's got be deflating if your opponent is obviously going for 147s as he knows that you have no chance of winning'

Selty afterwards said 'when it went 3 nil I knew it was gonna be 6 nil'

Awful attitude.

Also, why am I - a self-styled angel bestriding this planet full of love and wisdom (hahaha) - am childless, barren and infertile, and yet Selty Twatpants can make babies?

Sheesh. The injustice of it all.

Dan-cat wrote:Also, why am I - a self-styled angel bestriding this planet full of love and wisdom (hahaha) - am childless, barren and infertile, and yet Selty Twatpants can make babies?

Sheesh. The injustice of it all.

Eat fish

Badsnookerplayer wrote:

Dan-cat wrote:Also, why am I - a self-styled angel bestriding this planet full of love and wisdom (hahaha) - am childless, barren and infertile, and yet Selty Twatpants can make babies?

Sheesh. The injustice of it all.

Eat fish

I'm not trying to have a baby!

Fish is nice though

Badsnookerplayer wrote:Fish is nice though

Agreed. I eat tons of it.

SnookerFan wrote:

Dan-cat wrote:I'm not trying to have a baby!

I think I see the problem here.

You're a man.

Baddy reckons if I eat fish then I'll have a baby!

You have my sympathies, Dan. I can’t imagine shooting blanks is very good for morale.

SnookerFan wrote:

Dan-cat wrote:I'm not trying to have a baby!

I think I see the problem here.

You're a man.

Did you just assume his gender?

Assuming you are female and wish to have a baby, I gather that Matthew Selt has a high sperm count.

If you PM him on Twitter he might send you some semen.

Holden Chinaski wrote:

SnookerFan wrote:

Dan-cat wrote:I'm not trying to have a baby!

I think I see the problem here.

You're a man.

Did you just assume his gender?

I think you’ve just done that yourself.

Dan-cat wrote:

Badsnookerplayer wrote:Fish is nice though

Agreed. I eat tons of it.

Give this a try Dan!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQYCo9rJhkM

Dan-cat wrote:Also, why am I - a self-styled angel bestriding this planet full of love and wisdom (hahaha) - am childless, barren and infertile, and yet Selty Twatpants can make babies?

Sheesh. The injustice of it all.

Don't lose hope, Dan. I shoot blanks too but, miraculously, I have three kids.

Pink Ball wrote:

Dan-cat wrote:Also, why am I - a self-styled angel bestriding this planet full of love and wisdom (hahaha) - am childless, barren and infertile, and yet Selty Twatpants can make babies?

Sheesh. The injustice of it all.

Don't lose hope, Dan. I shoot blanks too but, miraculously, I have three kids.

Was it the milkman?

For all of you slating 'young Matthew', can you provide evidence that the woman he impregnated isn't an intelligent, beautiful, wholesome individual from top to toe, from left shoulder to right elbow, from clavicle to ankle, from mammary gland to posterior? Can you doubters provide hardcore evidence?!!

vodkadiet wrote:For all of you slating 'young Matthew', can you provide evidence that the woman he impregnated isn't an intelligent, beautiful, wholesome individual from top to toe, from left shoulder to right elbow, from clavicle to ankle, from mammary gland to posterior? Can you doubters provide hardcore evidence?!!

Who said anything about his wife?

Selty Twatpants. Can I get a moment for that one please?

vodkadiet wrote:For all of you slating 'young Matthew', can you provide evidence that the woman he impregnated isn't an intelligent, beautiful, wholesome individual from top to toe, from left shoulder to right elbow, from clavicle to ankle, from mammary gland to posterior? Can you doubters provide hardcore evidence?!!

Yes. She allowed Matthew Selt to get her pregnant.