Classic snooker hipster
by Pink Ball » 23 Dec 2016 Read
Right lads, it's Christmas so here's a light hearted (I swear) tread...how many of these boxes do you tick?
1) Pretends that they think John Higgins is the best player of all time
2) Grudgingly and secretly thinks that Sullivan or Hendry are, because it's definitely one of them, and feels guilty for thinking it.
3) Says anyone who likes Ronnie O'Sullivan does not even like snooker, even though they like him for his snooker.
4) Says they love all forms of the game
5) Doesn't like Ronnie O'Sullivan's game
6) Adores Mark Selby
7) Doesn't like people making lighthearted jokes at players' expense. Unless that player's Ronnie O'Sullivan.
8) Slams Ronnie O'Sullivan for appalling behaviour like saying 'I'm going to retire'
9) Says Ronnie O'Sullivan has done more harm to the game than good with his occasional immature comments
10) Says John Higgins is one of the game's finest ambassadors
11) Drinks craft beers and pretends to like them
12) Hated Neil Robertson, until they realised that Neil Robertson was good at gamesmanship
1) Pretends that they think John Higgins is the best player of all time
2) Grudgingly and secretly thinks that Sullivan or Hendry are, because it's definitely one of them, and feels guilty for thinking it.
3) Says anyone who likes Ronnie O'Sullivan does not even like snooker, even though they like him for his snooker.
4) Says they love all forms of the game
5) Doesn't like Ronnie O'Sullivan's game
6) Adores Mark Selby
7) Doesn't like people making lighthearted jokes at players' expense. Unless that player's Ronnie O'Sullivan.
8) Slams Ronnie O'Sullivan for appalling behaviour like saying 'I'm going to retire'
9) Says Ronnie O'Sullivan has done more harm to the game than good with his occasional immature comments
10) Says John Higgins is one of the game's finest ambassadors
11) Drinks craft beers and pretends to like them
12) Hated Neil Robertson, until they realised that Neil Robertson was good at gamesmanship
Last edited by Pink Ball on 23 Dec 2016, edited 2 times in total.
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