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Snooker's finest moment.

Postby Pink Ball

Since wining his first world title in 2007, Matthew Mufasa Selt has swept all before him. Seven consecutive triumphs on snooker's greatest stage had long since established the Romford potter as the game's finest ever exponent, but he had made no secret of his obsession with his pursuit of Stephen Hendry's Crucible record. That triumph would confirm his status as the eternal king of the baize.

2014 would be that year. Two maximum breaks came Selt's way in the early stages of the event, as he dropped just seven frames. In the final, he would face Ronnie O'Sullivan, himself a world champion in 2001 and 2004, but a man with an abysmal record against the master. A hungover Selt looked exhausted on the Sunday after a night of liberal shagging, and his first unforced error of the championship allowed O'Sullivan to take the opening frame of the match. Selt shook off his whiskey head, and duly responded with a cool 146 break, a clearance that made O'Sullivan look a beaten man already.

By the end of the day, a somewhat below par Selt had secured a 15-2 overnight lead, with just five centuries. He was merciless on the bank holiday Monday however, as he wrapped up an 18-2 win within 40 minutes, adding two more centuries, a 143 and a 141. He finished with a sublime exhibition 72 total clearance, taking all yellows with reds. Selt's oft-fractious relationship with his then girlfriend Kate Upton had overshadowed the build up to the tournament, but the two put their problems aside for the time being as they kissed passionately under a sea of ticker tape. Selt looked up to the commentary box, and winked at his idol Stephen Hendry. Hendry smiled warmly, applauded his apprentice, and gave him a hard earned thumbs up, as if to say 'take good care of my crown, Matt'. As snooker moments go, none was more perfect than this.
Last edited by Pink Ball on 13 Apr 2015, edited 2 times in total.

Re: Snooker's finest moment.

Postby vodkadiet

This has the makings of a Hollywood film. However is there an actor sexy and good looking enough, and with the same level of charisma as Romford's finest?

Re: Snooker's finest moment.

Postby SnookerFan

Pink Ball wrote:It's worth posting twice.



Think of all the animals you ever heard about
Like rhinoceroses and tigers, cats and mink
There are lots of funny animals in all this world
But have you ever seen a panther that is pink?
Think!
A panther that is positively pink!

Well here he is, the Pink Panther
The Pink Panther
Ev'rybody loves a panther that's pink
He really is a groovy cat
And he's a gentleman, a scholar, he's a acrobat

He's in the pink, the Pink Panther
The rinky-dink panther
And it's as plain as your nose
That he's the one and only, truly original
Panther pink from head to toe
That he's the one and only, truly original
Panther Pink Panther from head to toe!

Re: Snooker's finest moment.

Postby Pink Ball

SnookerFan wrote:
Pink Ball wrote:It's worth posting twice.



Think of all the animals you ever heard about
Like rhinoceroses and tigers, cats and mink
There are lots of funny animals in all this world
But have you ever seen a panther that is pink?
Think!
A panther that is positively pink!

Well here he is, the Pink Panther
The Pink Panther
Ev'rybody loves a panther that's pink
He really is a groovy cat
And he's a gentleman, a scholar, he's a acrobat

He's in the pink, the Pink Panther
The rinky-dink panther
And it's as plain as your nose
That he's the one and only, truly original
Panther pink from head to toe
That he's the one and only, truly original
Panther Pink Panther from head to toe!


That's entirely irrelevant, but thanks. :|

Re: Snooker's finest moment.

Postby Clara8633

SnookerFan wrote:
Pink Ball wrote:It's worth posting twice.



Think of all the animals you ever heard about
Like rhinoceroses and tigers, cats and mink
There are lots of funny animals in all this world
But have you ever seen a panther that is pink?
Think!
A panther that is positively pink!

Well here he is, the Pink Panther
The Pink Panther
Ev'rybody loves a panther that's pink
He really is a groovy cat
And he's a gentleman, a scholar, he's a acrobat

He's in the pink, the Pink Panther
The rinky-dink panther
And it's as plain as your nose
That he's the one and only, truly original
Panther pink from head to toe
That he's the one and only, truly original
Panther Pink Panther from head to toe!


A funny attempt at poetry rofl

Re: Snooker's finest moment.

Postby SnookerFan

Pink Ball wrote:
SnookerFan wrote:
Pink Ball wrote:It's worth posting twice.



Think of all the animals you ever heard about
Like rhinoceroses and tigers, cats and mink
There are lots of funny animals in all this world
But have you ever seen a panther that is pink?
Think!
A panther that is positively pink!

Well here he is, the Pink Panther
The Pink Panther
Ev'rybody loves a panther that's pink
He really is a groovy cat
And he's a gentleman, a scholar, he's a acrobat

He's in the pink, the Pink Panther
The rinky-dink panther
And it's as plain as your nose
That he's the one and only, truly original
Panther pink from head to toe
That he's the one and only, truly original
Panther Pink Panther from head to toe!


That's entirely irrelevant, but thanks. :|


Always relevant with you, Pinkster.