by Pink Ball » 19 Apr 2023 Read
Welcome to a new thread I hope will prove very popular on here. Clive Everton is one of the greatest minds in snooker history, and he is easily the game's most naturally eloquent commentator. So let's imagine he's in commentary and takes everyone aback by using some of the crude analysis we provide here.
Let's get the ball rolling with this:
Holden Chinaski wrote:Selt screwed up there.
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by Holden Chinaski » 19 Apr 2023 Read
Pink Ball wrote:Welcome to a new thread I hope will prove very popular on here. Clive Everton is one of the greatest minds in snooker history, and he is easily the game's most naturally eloquent commentator. So let's imagine he's in commentary and takes everyone aback by using some of the crude analysis we provide here.
Let's get the ball rolling with this:
Holden Chinaski wrote:Selt screwed up there.
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by Iranu » 19 Apr 2023 Read
Wildey wrote:OMG that was not a bucking re rack you cant make this rubbish up
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by Iranu » 19 Apr 2023 Read
(I’ll basically be searching Wild’s post history for this.
Strap in.)
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by Prop » 19 Apr 2023 Read
HustleKing wrote:Day you donkey
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by Prop » 19 Apr 2023 Read
Pink Ball wrote:What do you expect from a man who sails the high seas in the quest for treasure?
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by SnookerEd25 » 19 Apr 2023 Read
Clive is commentating with Murphy, who makes some smart-arsed comment
“Why don’t you fuckk off, Shaun?”
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by eraserhead » 19 Apr 2023 Read
Same Iranu but with snookerfan
SnookerFan wrote:Bloody hell.
I'd better get some drinks in.
SnookerFan wrote:This frame sucks.
SnookerFan wrote:Yeah, Milkins ain't winning this.
SnookerFan wrote:For those of you with a slow stream, one player in one of the matches just won a frame.
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by Prop » 19 Apr 2023 Read
SnookerEd25 wrote:Clive is commentating with Murphy, who makes some smart-arsed comment
“Why don’t you fuckk off, Shaun?”
Or perhaps…
Iranu wrote:How about you go buck yourself?
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by Holden Chinaski » 19 Apr 2023 Read
This thread is gold already.
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by Iranu » 19 Apr 2023 Read
Wildey wrote:omfg Neil forgot his bucking cue he had to go back for it.
imagine his kids going shopping with him
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by Prop » 19 Apr 2023 Read
Holden Chinaski wrote:This thread is gold already.
It’s brilliant. I remember being absolutely off my tits on something years ago and coming up with the idea of a Fred Dibnah documentary where he’s horrifically foul-mouthed. This scratches the same itch.
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by Pink Ball » 19 Apr 2023 Read
Right, I'll out myself. This happened after Ronnie O'Sullivan started lashing out at the balls in the 2020 semi final v Selby.
Pink Ball wrote:He played badly for two sessions, kept himself in touch, found form at exactly the right time, then decided to send nudes to the Queen when he met a minor setback.
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by Holden Chinaski » 19 Apr 2023 Read
Prop wrote:Holden Chinaski wrote:This thread is gold already.
It’s brilliant. I remember being absolutely off my tits on something years ago and coming up with the idea of a Fred Dibnah documentary where he’s horrifically foul-mouthed. This scratches the same itch.
I love Fred Dibnah.
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by Prop » 19 Apr 2023 Read
This is bucking glorious if you really make the effort to read it in Clive’s voice
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by Iranu » 19 Apr 2023 Read
Clive discusses the current state of snooker with his co-commentator:
Johnny Bravo wrote:Nowadays, the world no 80 can beat the WN1. Snooker has progressed in depth.
Wildey wrote:buck off you twiddling runt
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by Iranu » 19 Apr 2023 Read
Pink Ball wrote:Right, I'll out myself. This happened after Ronnie O'Sullivan started lashing out at the balls in the 2020 semi final v Selby.
Pink Ball wrote:He played badly for two sessions, kept himself in touch, found form at exactly the right time, then decided to send nudes to the Queen when he met a minor setback.
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by Prop » 19 Apr 2023 Read
Holden Chinaski wrote:Prop wrote:Holden Chinaski wrote:This thread is gold already.
It’s brilliant. I remember being absolutely off my tits on something years ago and coming up with the idea of a Fred Dibnah documentary where he’s horrifically foul-mouthed. This scratches the same itch.
I love Fred Dibnah.
“State o’ this fuckin’ GRET crankshaft!”
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by Holden Chinaski » 19 Apr 2023 Read
Iranu wrote:Clive discusses the current state of snooker with his co-commentator:
Johnny Bravo wrote:Nowadays, the world no 80 can beat the WN1. Snooker has progressed in depth.
Wildey wrote:buck off you twiddling runt
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by Dan-cat » 19 Apr 2023 Read
Iranu wrote:Clive discusses the current state of snooker with his co-commentator:
Johnny Bravo wrote:Nowadays, the world no 80 can beat the WN1. Snooker has progressed in depth.
Wildey wrote:buck off you twiddling runt
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by Prop » 19 Apr 2023 Read
Getting a late call to to step in for someone in comentary…
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by Prop » 19 Apr 2023 Read
mantorok wrote:I’m having chicken and chips for dinner.
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by Dan-cat » 19 Apr 2023 Read
Wildey wrote:
you cant say GROW NOW and it grows
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by Prop » 19 Apr 2023 Read
Holden Chinaski wrote:I’ve never seen anyone who can pull a face as smug as Murphy can. It’s like he’s a brilliant actor in the role of a smug bastard.
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by Holden Chinaski » 19 Apr 2023 Read
Prop wrote:Holden Chinaski wrote:I’ve never seen anyone who can pull a face as smug as Murphy can. It’s like he’s a brilliant actor in the role of a smug bastard.
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by Dan-cat » 19 Apr 2023 Read
Dan-cat wrote:Wildey wrote:
you cant say GROW NOW and it grows
Oh I wish it were true Clive
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