by mick745 » 14 Apr 2022 Read
Are your Bingo cards ready for the Championship? How many can we tick off? Any others to look out for?
He's the nicest fella you could ever hope to meet
Golf
I always say that you never really settle down until you have your first frame on the board
That was just a little bit of tension
Where's the cueball going
I've not seen much of this young player
This knowledgable Crucible crowd
Good temperament
I've never known an atmosphere like it
5 minutes 20 seconds
Adrenaline
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by Iranu » 14 Apr 2022 Read
I’ve often thought of doing a competition on here with this. Too much work though
A few come to mind:
There’s always a gap
Phone the police, he’s missed one
John Spencer old woman story
Doesn’t usually show much emotion
1985
And of course...:
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by Prop » 14 Apr 2022 Read
Quite a tall lad
He can pick up 9 balls with one hand
Someone’s just feeling a little unwell
He’s a thin ball wizard
That’s why I call him satnav Selby
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by Prop » 14 Apr 2022 Read
Also…
The things that can happen on a snooker table twelve foot be six
Right in the heart of the pocket
It’s the DDK, the dreaded double kiss
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by Juddernaut88 » 14 Apr 2022 Read
The lovely Vikki
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by Iranu » 14 Apr 2022 Read
Would you believe it
It’s very tight in the two table setup
He’s made x centuries in his illustrious career
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by Iranu » 14 Apr 2022 Read
It wiped its feet
Fractions
Absolutely inch perfect
We never miss from here in the commentary box
Brilliant matchplay snooker
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by SnookerEd25 » 14 Apr 2022 Read
Mini sessions
Cruelly overlooked
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by James Bentley » 14 Apr 2022 Read
He couldn't have placed that better with his hand if he'd tried
He's blessed with extraordinary cue power
Patsy Fagan
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by Reg Varney » 14 Apr 2022 Read
- A fly/moth is spotted, commentator (okay, Dennis or Ken) jests whether their co-commentator has got their wallet out.
- [insert name] is one of the best long ball potters/players off the cushion/rest players (delete appropriately) the game has ever seen.
- [insert name] has been one of our top referees for a number of years now.
- "He's got a lovely family."
- Jokes about John Higgins "liking a double"
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by Iranu » 14 Apr 2022 Read
I’d have to get the stepladder out to play that shot
Just a bit of noise from the other side of the arena
That’s the shot of the championship so far
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by Yanfan » 14 Apr 2022 Read
That's so careless at this level.
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by Minimum Break » 15 Apr 2022 Read
Anything along the lines of 'He's an amateur in name only' for Michael White.
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by Minimum Break » 15 Apr 2022 Read
He's pretty good at plants as he was a World Pool Champion.
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by Prop » 15 Apr 2022 Read
Knocked twice… knew the password!
This.. is snooker.. from the gods
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by Minimum Break » 16 Apr 2022 Read
Walker has already called it 'The Cruce'
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by The_Abbott » 16 Apr 2022 Read
The frame at his mercy
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by Minimum Break » 16 Apr 2022 Read
See how close the audience are there
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by Iranu » 16 Apr 2022 Read
You can’t get your breath / can you get your breath
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by McManusFan » 16 Apr 2022 Read
We had a where's the cueball going too.
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by Malagueño » 16 Apr 2022 Read
Thanks to all that work with Dr. Steve Peters.
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by Iranu » 16 Apr 2022 Read
Good shot, acknowledged by his opponent
Or
[player] taps the table in appreciation
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by SteveJJ » 16 Apr 2022 Read
A smelly shot.
Naughty snooker.
Attention all pockets.
Robbo's origin story
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by FoulNMiss » 18 Apr 2022 Read
You never know, there are six pockets on the table!
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by Ck147 » 19 Apr 2022 Read
One of the best rest players in the game
One of the best cue actions in the game
One of the best players in the game
One of the most likeable players in the game
One of the best long potters in the game
(We all know who said these…and will say them again…one of the best commentators in the game…lol)
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by Juddernaut88 » 19 Apr 2022 Read
He's a really nice guy.
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by The_Abbott » 19 Apr 2022 Read
Virgo now even says "I know I say this every year...." so he must know people pick these up.
Dennis always says "this is my XX years coming to this place". Yet this year he was asked how many years is this now Dennis to which he replied "i don't know. I stopped counting"
I would rather we keep Dennis and JV then have Murphy. JV still adds a lot despite is lack of knowledge of some players but some of the audience (I use my nan (RIP now) as an example. She only watched the BBC games so would only also know the usual players. So actually JV plays the part of this core audience imo.
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by rekoons » 19 Apr 2022 Read
You can hear a pin drop
That's what the crucible can do to you
he hit that too well
tensions running high
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by Cazoo » 17 Jan 2023 Read
“He’s one of the nicest lads you could ever wish to meet.”
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by The_Abbott » 18 Jan 2023 Read
We will hear most of these for the very last time in May. End of an era.
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