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World Championship Bingo

Postby mick745

Are your Bingo cards ready for the Championship? How many can we tick off? Any others to look out for?

He's the nicest fella you could ever hope to meet

Golf

I always say that you never really settle down until you have your first frame on the board

That was just a little bit of tension

Where's the cueball going

I've not seen much of this young player

This knowledgable Crucible crowd

Good temperament

I've never known an atmosphere like it

5 minutes 20 seconds

Adrenaline

Re: World Championship Bingo

Postby Iranu

I’ve often thought of doing a competition on here with this. Too much work though <laugh> A few come to mind:

There’s always a gap

Phone the police, he’s missed one

John Spencer old woman story

Doesn’t usually show much emotion

1985

And of course...:

Image

Re: World Championship Bingo

Postby Prop

Quite a tall lad

He can pick up 9 balls with one hand

Someone’s just feeling a little unwell

He’s a thin ball wizard

That’s why I call him satnav Selby

Re: World Championship Bingo

Postby Prop

Also…

The things that can happen on a snooker table twelve foot be six

Right in the heart of the pocket

It’s the DDK, the dreaded double kiss
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Re: World Championship Bingo

Postby Iranu

Would you believe it

It’s very tight in the two table setup

He’s made x centuries in his illustrious career

Re: World Championship Bingo

Postby Iranu

It wiped its feet

Fractions

Absolutely inch perfect

We never miss from here in the commentary box

Brilliant matchplay snooker

Re: World Championship Bingo

Postby James Bentley

He couldn't have placed that better with his hand if he'd tried

He's blessed with extraordinary cue power

Patsy Fagan

Re: World Championship Bingo

Postby Reg Varney

- A fly/moth is spotted, commentator (okay, Dennis or Ken) jests whether their co-commentator has got their wallet out.

- [insert name] is one of the best long ball potters/players off the cushion/rest players (delete appropriately) the game has ever seen.

- [insert name] has been one of our top referees for a number of years now.

- "He's got a lovely family."

- Jokes about John Higgins "liking a double"
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Re: World Championship Bingo

Postby Iranu

I’d have to get the stepladder out to play that shot

Just a bit of noise from the other side of the arena

That’s the shot of the championship so far

Re: World Championship Bingo

Postby Prop

Knocked twice… knew the password!

This.. is snooker.. from the gods

Re: World Championship Bingo

Postby Iranu

You can’t get your breath / can you get your breath

Re: World Championship Bingo

Postby Iranu

Good shot, acknowledged by his opponent

Or

[player] taps the table in appreciation

Re: World Championship Bingo

Postby Ck147

One of the best rest players in the game

One of the best cue actions in the game

One of the best players in the game

One of the most likeable players in the game

One of the best long potters in the game

(We all know who said these…and will say them again…one of the best commentators in the game…lol)

Re: World Championship Bingo

Postby The_Abbott

Virgo now even says "I know I say this every year...." so he must know people pick these up.

Dennis always says "this is my XX years coming to this place". Yet this year he was asked how many years is this now Dennis to which he replied "i don't know. I stopped counting" <laugh>


I would rather we keep Dennis and JV then have Murphy. JV still adds a lot despite is lack of knowledge of some players but some of the audience (I use my nan (RIP now) as an example. She only watched the BBC games so would only also know the usual players. So actually JV plays the part of this core audience imo.

Re: World Championship Bingo

Postby rekoons

You can hear a pin drop

That's what the crucible can do to you

he hit that too well

tensions running high