I’ve played Dennis, and Murphy. I got hammered both times (and was hammered in beer terms against Murphy). I actually played a bit better against Murphy, but probably only made a 20 or something.
Dennis was great fun. Always cracking jokes. Apparently the same jokes he used decades ago, as well. One was about Terry Waite
Murphy was good. Did a Q&A after the snooker and came across as a very decent guy.
We’ve also had Jimmy on one occasion (he was mardy as hell) and Ronnie, who made a 144 IIRC, didn’t say much, then sat signing stuff afterwards. The club was rammed for that one.
Apparently the gaffer was in talks with Selby, but that was over a year ago and before the world went mad.