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Tonight the cueball was my biatch...

Postby Noel

... on a string I played her like a violin.
I hit on her like Ronnie "in the mood".
The THWACK in the back of the pockets
made me try not to smile as I noticed
the others noticing.
And slapping the balls in was only half my grin.
The mm perfect stun run through and drawback
table-length or ball-width shape shocked me.
It was only a practice of various line-ups but
I managed 2 tons and a few +60 breaks and I made
a gallon of come-back-for-more-enthusiam.

I re-inspired my goal of becoming the oldest snooker
player to ever achieve a 147.

Ronnie, in my heart I KNOW when you don't shoot like
I did tonight you probably think "she" is cheating on you.
Now I understand!
Keep the faith Bro!


=o)

Noel

Re: Tonight the cueball was my biatch...

Postby Smart

Noel wrote:... on a string I played her like a violin.
I hit on her like Ronnie "in the mood".
The THWACK in the back of the pockets
made me try not to smile as I noticed
the others noticing.
And slapping the balls in was only half my grin.
The mm perfect stun run through and drawback
table-length or ball-width shape shocked me.
It was only a practice of various line-ups but
I managed 2 tons and a few +60 breaks and I made
a gallon of come-back-for-more-enthusiam.

I re-inspired my goal of becoming the oldest snooker
player to ever achieve a 147.

Ronnie, in my heart I KNOW when you don't shoot like
I did tonight you probably think "she" is cheating on you.
Now I understand!
Keep the faith Bro!


=o)

Noel


wife = right hand

mistress = left hand

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love some of the stuff in here...... especially when he talks about the cushions giving him options of getting around, brilliant stuff........ love it :wave: <cool> :ahh: