Things Clive Everton would never say

Holden Chinaski wrote:Barry Hawkins is an all time great.

Pink Ball wrote:"Ooooohhhh, the Class of 92 are winning again, they're wonderful, my tits are hard"

Juddernaut88 wrote:

Pink Ball wrote:"Ooooohhhh, the Class of 92 are winning again, they're wonderful, my tits are hard"

vodkadiet1 wrote:He never called a player by their Christian name. That is why he was the ultimate professional.

Prop wrote:

Holden Chinaski wrote:Johnny Bravo.

“Here we are with Brazil’s very own Johnny Bravo, and it’s time for the small table challenge!”

The_Abbott wrote:Anda doesn't do hard

SnookerFan wrote:I think they should let me be a snooker pundit. I could do this.

"This match sucks."

"buck off Yates."

"I'm getting another beer."

Wildey wrote:I Know for a fact your Bumfriend doesent think that for 1 second

SnookerFan wrote:rofl What did that Wild was pertain to?

SnookerEd25 wrote:

SnookerFan wrote:rofl What did that Wild was pertain to?

SnookerFan wrote:

SnookerEd25 wrote:

SnookerFan wrote:rofl What did that Wild was pertain to?

I meant what was Wildey talking about/to?

Dennis wrote:It looked a bit like Ronnie from the rear there.

Pink Ball wrote:

Iranu wrote:Luca, if you could buck all the way off that would be great.

And then once you get there, buck off some more. Cheers.

I feel sick. Plays like Stephen Hawking for two years. Then, just in time for Ding, 'BOOOM, TURNS OUT I AM THE GREATEST SNOOKER PLAYER OF ALL bucking TIME AFTER ALL'

Ken wrote:Ooo, bit of a quick one that. Don't see that very often from O'Sullivan.

Johnny Bravo wrote:To say that Ronnie's shot selection is bad would be an understatement.
It's atrocious and has always been his Achiles heel.
You never play for the black from that red Xintong left in the jaws of the pocket

Parrott wrote:He's a floater isn't he.

SnookerFan wrote:Can I just get on with eating your bottom, you cockerel tease?

Pink Ball wrote:

SnookerFan wrote:Can I just get on with eating your bottom, you cockerel tease?

Pink Ball wrote:

SnookerFan wrote:Can I just get on with eating your bottom, you cockerel tease?

Joe Johnson wrote:Let's have a little bit of touchy touchy

Wildey wrote:Ill vote for Hitler

D4P wrote:With all the fawning that is done over the Co92, it's factual that in the last 14 seasons (not including the 2025 WSC), Williams and Higgins have won a total of one Triple Crown event.

Pink Ball wrote:That’s me off for a twiddle

Johnny Bravo wrote:Plus Zhao is also better looking, both in terms of body (Zhao looks tones, while Yan was fat) and facial features (nicer, more clean face)...