Things Clive Everton would never say

SnookerFan wrote:Don't really understand this thread, do you Mack?

Holden Chinaski wrote:

SnookerFan wrote:Don't really understand this thread, do you Mack?

Clive would never say that.

SnookerEd25 wrote:

Holden Chinaski wrote:

SnookerFan wrote:Don't really understand this thread, do you Mack?

Clive would never say that.

Literally, the title of the thread

SnookerFan wrote:My tickets on Wednesday don't exist on the seating plan. Brilliant.

Iranu wrote:I don’t understand why they put the “Final” above the scores and not below

SnookerFan wrote:

Iranu wrote:I don’t understand why they put the “Final” above the scores and not below

SnookerFan wrote:I am getting that dildo, aren't I?

SnookerEd25 wrote:He always seemed a bit existential to me,
like he was there, but not really of this world
a bit like Morph

Is he still like that?

mantorok wrote:These Tesco Monkey Nuts are a rip-off, most are single skinners.

SnookerFan wrote:In 24 hours I'll be in my hotel.

mantorok wrote:2 ATGs serving us up a shit-sandwich that takes 6 hours to eat.

Brilliant.

SnookerFan wrote:I was thinking of having a big meal in the canteen at work at lunch, as my train from Euston is at 7pm, so I wouldn't be eating in the hotel until gone 8pm.

As it's a flexi-ticket, I'm hoping to get the 6.10pm train, get in a bit earlier. So may book in, drop my stuff in my room then grab dinner and a pint in the hotel.

SnookerEd25 wrote:

mantorok wrote:These Tesco Monkey Nuts are a rip-off, most are single skinners.

mantorok wrote:Co-op monkey nuts are much better, full of double-skinners.

Pink Ball wrote:That's a chicken

SnookerFan wrote:
I'll stay for the confetti.

SnookerFan wrote:Necking a half. Will have managed to get a pint and a half in, in less than 25 minutes.

SnookerFan wrote:Where the buck did I put my glasses?

Alex0paul wrote:Both players look constipated

TheSaviour wrote:Or Stuart Bingham and Ali Carter ?

Both a cruel, cruel players ?

They have been "reduced", and that´s why they are so punishing and cruel people ?

Get in.

Do you actually really believe in that ??

And now then we have both Brecel and O´Sullivan playing at today ! Great times ! Are you absolutely sure Ronnie can´t learn from the late defeat he had against that opponent of his.... ? Strange people indeed involved with this sport.

They are all scared to death that some day they should give the credit where it is really dued. That´s the truth. Stuart and Ali are not "20 or 30 percent", they are not "reduced" at all. Sure, they can play a bit, sure. Or is John Higgins "reduced" ? No.

Just a one more drivel informations going on, nothing else. Hopefully we will get evrything sorted out.

Merry Xmas to all !

Come on Luca !!!!!!!!!! Come on "as he never misses" - Ronnie !!!!!!!!!!!

Or and and does Mark Selby has my phone-number or someone else´s or no-one´s or 400 000 people phone number and they all have his ?

What a drivels going. What a one huge, huge lie going on.

SnookerFan wrote:I got back to my room, and the hand towel was in the bog.

How did that happen?

SnookerFan wrote:I had a buck off big Gammon Steak earlier, and now I feel snacky.

SnookerFan wrote:Race To Ten.

SnookerEd25 wrote:Kyren wins tonight, goes ahead of Selby in the ATG list, for me