Great stuff. It goes from the proper awards to the silly ones but things that needs saying. Love it
Strangest event - the Championship League, can't argue with that
Spot on about Mike Smith. He really does correct ex-professionals in the commentary box with shot calling when he hasn't got a clue what's going on. But he does enjoy snooker though, can't take that away from him. He is as enthusiastic as he is clueless.
Shiniest head - definitely WT. It is ridiculously polished. You can't have seen him wondering around the Crucible (with caddy in tow) if the shininess of his head didn't catch your eye and make him the only possible winner of that Willie.
Best nickname will always be The Outlaw by the way
Jumping Jack Lisowski is worthy of poorest nickname (or Ace in the Pack...) but that can be changed with the nickname "The Big"
And the Carter quip - classic! Did you ask him about that?