Mark King suspended for five years

Luca Brecel once gave me a lift. He was driving a Model T Ford, I believe.

Judd Trump gave me a lift in 2019 after the world championship, he was driving a B-reg Vauxhall Chevette L.

Said he was waiting for the winners cheque to clear or something.

Marcel Gauvreau dropped me off at the station once, in a Datsun Cherry.

He was cabbing between tournaments

Dott offered me a lift in 2011,I was tempted, I like humbugs.

Dominic Dale once gave me a lift to SF’s mom’s house. He was driving a pimpmobile.

patsy houlihan once offered me a lift but i said 'cheers mate but it's a nice day i think i'll just walk it' it was 23 degrees with a 3kph north westerly he was driving chitty chitty bang bang with tippi hedren and jean-michel basquiat while smoking a pipe with balkan sobranie baccy.

Prop wrote:

mack501 wrote:Latest video he refers Mike Dunn as an snake and calls Jason Ferguson an mug.

Mack, is English your first language?

Yes it is,

In Mark King's latest video he refers Mike Dunn as an snake and calls Jason Ferguson an mug.

This thread

YanFan once offered me a lift. He was riding a push bike.

Holden Chinaski wrote:YanFan once offered me a lift. He was riding a push bike.

*an push bike

Holden Chinaski wrote:YanFan once offered me a lift. He was riding a push bike.

Is he Mick Foley, Dude Love, Mankind or Cactus Jack?

Good lord, Phil.

Juddernaut88 wrote:

Holden Chinaski wrote:YanFan once offered me a lift. He was riding a push bike.

Is he Mick Foley, Dude Love, Mankind or Cactus Jack?

Probably all of them.

Jimmy White once offered me a lift. He was flying an airplane made by the Wright brothers.

He’s now auctioning off his NI Open trophy.

Iranu wrote:He’s now auctioning off his NI Open trophy.

That seems a shame.

SnookerFan wrote:

Iranu wrote:He’s now auctioning off his NI Open trophy.

That seems a shame.

Maybe he’s saving up for another Austin Maxi.

I'll miss watching Mark King play :( he wasn't a bad player and he was a bit of a character.

SnookerFan wrote:

Iranu wrote:He’s now auctioning off his NI Open trophy.

That seems a shame.

I mean, he could get a job - no?

I think he’s younger than me, and I have to work for a living, so could he…

SnookerEd25 wrote:

SnookerFan wrote:

Iranu wrote:He’s now auctioning off his NI Open trophy.

That seems a shame.

I mean, he could get a job - no?

I think he’s younger than me, and I have to work for a living, so could he…

He’s too busy supporting Tommy Robinson