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Who missed me, then?

Postby SnookerFan

I'M BACK, BABY!

What a final! :bowdown: :bowdown: Good to meet a couple of Islanders up there too. What an experience! What an atmosphere.

By the way, for those who've missed it. Tonight's dinner = Fried Chicken.

Re: Who missed me, then?

Postby Witz78

well heres a few burning questions we all want to know.......

1) did you beat my ratio of 10% of frames id tickets for actually watched?

2) did you see Angus Loughran kicking about the bookies?

3) much talent kicking about Tudor Square?

4) were the Roulette Machines paying out?

5) did you get ejected from the Crucible at all?

6) did you go dancing in a nightclub any night?

7) did you get your photo taken with Ryan147 or Rooney Shrek?

8) was it you who shouted out "McManus is better" during the minutes applause for Ted Lowe ?

Re: Who missed me, then?

Postby SnookerFan

1) did you beat my ratio of 10% of frames id tickets for actually watched? I saw every single frame of the final. And still didn't attend as many frames as I did last year.

2) did you see Angus Loughran kicking about the bookies? Which one's he? I didn't make an bets or anything.

3) much talent kicking about Tudor Square? Quite a bit. A certain red-headed beauty that me and Sonny got talking too.

4) were the Roulette Machines paying out? I didn't play.

5) did you get ejected from the Crucible at all? No.

6) did you go dancing in a nightclub any night? I'd sonner die.

7) did you get your photo taken with Ryan147 or Rooney Shrek? Not, but did see them both hanging around.

8) was it you who shouted out "McManus is better" during the minutes applause for Ted Lowe ? That didn't happen, did it? I didn't hear that. You've made that up. rofl

Re: Who missed me, then?

Postby Bourne

SnookerFan wrote:3) much talent kicking about Tudor Square? Quite a bit. A certain red-headed beauty that me and Sonny got talking too.

You've got no chance :excite:

Re: Who missed me, then?

Postby wheelsofsteel

Bourne wrote:
SnookerFan wrote:3) much talent kicking about Tudor Square? Quite a bit. A certain red-headed beauty that me and Sonny got talking too.

You've got no chance :excite:



obviously her labrador liked Smarties

Re: Who missed me, then?

Postby Witz78

SnookerFan wrote:1) did you beat my ratio of 10% of frames id tickets for actually watched? I saw every single frame of the final. And still didn't attend as many frames as I did last year.

2) did you see Angus Loughran kicking about the bookies? Which one's he? I didn't make an bets or anything.

3) much talent kicking about Tudor Square? Quite a bit. A certain red-headed beauty that me and Sonny got talking too.

4) were the Roulette Machines paying out? I didn't play.

5) did you get ejected from the Crucible at all? No.

6) did you go dancing in a nightclub any night? I'd sonner die.

7) did you get your photo taken with Ryan147 or Rooney Shrek? Not, but did see them both hanging around.

8) was it you who shouted out "McManus is better" during the minutes applause for Ted Lowe ? That didn't happen, did it? I didn't hear that. You've made that up. rofl


1- you wasted valuable time watching snooker <doh>
2- Statto from Fantasy Football League :john: the only guy to have gone bankrupt more times than Thorne :chuckle:
3- Bianca from Eastenders?
4- you shoulda played them, all my money was prob still in them :mood:
5- you can stick yer good behaviour up yer jacksie
6- :td: chicken
7- "hanging around" :chuckle: haha i bet they were :limp:
8 - Coulda sworn it was you :chin:

Re: Who missed me, then?

Postby GJ

sf

the new red head on here couldnt stop talking about you

:ahh:

Re: Who missed me, then?

Postby Wildey

Witz78 wrote:
GJ wrote:sf

the new red head on here couldnt stop talking about you

:ahh:


:chuckle:

yes chris evans has joined up <ok>

Re: Who missed me, then?

Postby GJ

wild

no im talking about the new red head girl

shes very taken with young snooker fan from what i hear

snooker fan <cool> :ahh:

Re: Who missed me, then?

Postby Bourne

Don't listen to GJ he's winding you up :grrr: Redhead has found herself the man of her dreams now <ok>

Re: Who missed me, then?

Postby GJ

Bourne wrote:Don't listen to GJ he's winding you up :grrr: Redhead has found herself the man of her dreams now <ok>



poor snooker fan :? :grrr:

Re: Who missed me, then?

Postby Witz78

GJ wrote:wild

no im talking about the new red head girl

shes very taken with young snooker fan from what i hear

snooker fan <cool> :ahh:


"young" snooker fan?

whos that, Ryan 147? rofl

Re: Who missed me, then?

Postby SnookerFan

GJ wrote:sf

the new red head on here couldnt stop talking about you

:ahh:


I'll bet. <laugh> "Who was that prat that told me I didn't look like a man?"

Re: Who missed me, then?

Postby GJ

Witz78 wrote:
GJ wrote:wild

no im talking about the new red head girl

shes very taken with young snooker fan from what i hear

snooker fan <cool> :ahh:


"young" snooker fan?

whos that, Ryan 147? rofl



are you suggesting simple fan is an old man

;-) <laugh>

Re: Who missed me, then?

Postby GJ

SnookerFan wrote:Not old. Just out of shape, so I looked twenty years older then I actually am. rofl



rofl <laugh>

Re: Who missed me, then?

Postby Witz78

GJ wrote:
Witz78 wrote:
GJ wrote:wild

no im talking about the new red head girl

shes very taken with young snooker fan from what i hear

snooker fan <cool> :ahh:


"young" snooker fan?

whos that, Ryan 147? rofl



are you suggesting simple fan is an old man

;-) <laugh>


well id happily swap ages with him :shrug:

but i think ill stop short of swapping lifestyles with him :excite:

Re: Who missed me, then?

Postby SnookerFan

Weren't you lot setting me up with Sundaygirl in January? What is it with you guys, and getting excited every time I meet a female member of this forum? rofl

Re: Who missed me, then?

Postby Witz78

SnookerFan wrote:Weren't you lot setting me up with Sundaygirl in January? What is it with you guys, and getting excited every time I meet a female member of this forum? rofl


at this rate well be chipping in your entry fee to the Pink Ribbon pro-am next month just to try and set you up with Janie Watkins or Sarah Mount :love:

Re: Who missed me, then?

Postby SnookerFan

Oh, yeah, I didn't say. The second session of the final, I was sat next to the Welsh Super Fan. :spot on:

Re: Who missed me, then?

Postby Witz78

SnookerFan wrote:Oh, yeah, I didn't say. The second session of the final, I was sat next to the Welsh Super Fan. :spot on:


:love:

did he have a smelly black Welsh Dragons jacket on? :fart:

did he have his tickets around his neck? rofl

did he namedrop about getting spare tickets for Trumps match with Gould from Trumps family? :john:

did he namedrop anything to do with Mark Williams missus? <doh>

did he keep rustling into a bag of sweets ? :no:

did he not let you finish a sentence without interrupting you? :gag:

Re: Who missed me, then?

Postby SnookerFan

did he have a smelly black Welsh Dragons jacket on? Yeah, somebody was wearing something that smelled like it hadn't been washed actually.

did he have his tickets around his neck? Yup.

did he namedrop about getting spare tickets for Trumps match with Gould from Trumps family? He did mention a lot of free tickets he'd got.

did he namedrop anything to do with Mark Williams missus? I don't think so

did he keep rustling into a bag of sweets ? No,

did he not let you finish a sentence without interrupting you? We didn't actually talk that much.


He seemed alright. A bit eccentric, if that's the right term. But not unpleasant. Didn't really speak to him much. Though I did find out he never goes to The Masters, as it's not a ranking event.

Re: Who missed me, then?

Postby GJ

To answer the original question

the answer is NO

Re: Who missed me, then?

Postby SnookerFan

GJ wrote:To answer the original question

the answer is NO


You liar. Why would you lie like that?