Wild wrote:Witz78 wrote:Wild wrote:Alex0paul WC wrote:Two weeks time someone could be being crowned as the world champion now.
hope not like to have late night action
but if the snooker finishes early you might just get some late night action
talking of which how was the action in sheffield
well i left the club with someone and we went on to have a romantic meal
(ok i left the club with Case and we went for an Indian)
to be honest though if it hadnt been for the fact id have felt guilty at abandoning Case on his todd earlydoors id have been out of the club with any one of a number of tarts. Took Case to one of Sheffield more seedier establishments that i usually frequent when im down.
Was about half 10 and some mad minx walked in then started gyrating up and down me like she was a dog wiping its bottom on the floor.
Not long after that one of a hen do party appeared and tied me up with a stretched condom and started getting off with me whilst i half soberly stood there not sure whether to do a Dirty Den and go in for the kill, whilst Case stood watching giving me the thumbs up.
This was earlydoors though before the drinks kicked in fully and we started slinking our way towards the dancefloor, few runs in with things before we got onto the floor, some blonde tart who took her shoes off and my way of trying to get in with her was to gently stand on her feet every so often.
the dancefloor is hazy, musta been up to no good on there but cant remember much
next thing i remember is just before the club shut being in the enclosed bit poledancing with a hen do
think they were all about 50 right enough.
then vague memories of being in the last chance saloon around 4am gatecrashing some birds in a takeaway and trying to give some Russian or Polish bird the banter but she was having none of it, so i settled for a table for 2 and King Prawn Korma with Case